Mar 25, 2025
The rumours of me breaking into the wizard tower to steal notes on potion recipes that enable the drinker to phase through walls are simply not true
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<leaves the scene phasing through the wall>
seen from United States
seen from Kazakhstan
seen from United States
seen from Sweden
seen from United States
seen from Russia
seen from Germany
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Türkiye
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from Netherlands
seen from United States
seen from Russia
seen from Russia
seen from China
seen from United States
The rumours of me breaking into the wizard tower to steal notes on potion recipes that enable the drinker to phase through walls are simply not true
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<leaves the scene phasing through the wall>
This is all the lore you need to know about me
The arsonist charges don’t define me!
(It was only a matter of time she got her mugshot…)
New day, new greedy adventurers turned into toads 😌
I was told to maximise my productivity I should use todo lists
Now I need to go find a tax collector