Farah, kissing Tina on the head: Hey, babe
Dirk, to Todd: Why don’t you ever kiss me on the head like that?
Todd: Cause I don’t fucking like you.
Dirk: Are you in the mood for a quickie?
Dirk: A quickie. You know, one of those little cake things.
Farah: ITS PRONOUNCED “QUICHE”!
Dirk, to Todd: I feel like you were mad at me yesterday, and I don't know why.
Dirk: So I made a list of everything I did and I'm going to try to not do any of them ever again.
Panto (listening to music on an iPod, shouting because he’s wearing headphones): BART PUT ALL MY MUSIC ONTO THIS RECTANGLE
Panto: IT'S AN EXCELLENT RECTANGLE
Todd: Farah, what is the first rule of the Tina Tevetino emotional support task force?
Farah: Don’t let her get a tattoo.
Todd: What the hell happened?
Farah: I couldn’t help it. She’s so cute when she’s coming up with destructive ideas.
Todd: Never send a girlfriend to do a best friend’s job. Out, Black.
Amanda: Oh, I love seeing these glimpses of domestic Brotzly. Now kiss.
Amanda: You don't do it enough.
Todd: We do it all the time, just not in front of you.
Amanda: It's been a year!
Amanda: Between Dirk, Tina, Todd, and Mona, if you had to, who would you punch?
Farah: No one, they’re my friends, I wouldn’t punch any of them!
Farah: Yes but I don’t know why.
