Every other post is about how Kaiser is too sexualised for what he really is like in canon but imo he actually doesn't compare to Sae. Sae really only thinks about football. His fetish is asses not because he finds them sexually stimulating but because he says you can judge how good a football player is by the size of their buttcheeks. He doesn't think about dating and he doesn't have a life outside of his career and he literally says it and tells you not to be like him. He knows more skincare products than he does people by name. The last time he was turned on was most likely because of his psychosexual obsession with Bunny. Which also exists because of football. Not even Isagi has anything on Sae because at least Isagi keeps a healthy relationship with his family and has friends. If you shake Sae you will hear a rattling sound from his head. It's a tiny football bouncing around in there to the tune of elevator music.
