Um us for the ship meme
immediately begins to shimmy when maroon 5 comes on
probably you
wakes the other up at 3am demanding pancakes
mE (me waking you up)
sends the other unsolicited nudes
neither of us
brags about knowing karate even though they never made it past yellow belt
that me (excuse you i dO have a gold belt in tae kwon do)
comes to a complete halt outside bakeries/candy shops
i know i would and i have the feeling you would too
blows sarcastic kisses after doing ridiculous shit
...both
killed the guy (also, which hid the body)
and again i feel like this could go both ways
wears the least clothing around the house
you
has icky sentimental moments for no apparent reason
this is DEFINITELY both of us holy shit we’re gross













