#wittyandcharming

[tawnyfool]

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Help I'm Alive by Metric!

[britanniablog2024]

🌟 101 Best English Pick-Up Lines to Make Them Smile! 🌟

Looking for a fun way to break the ice or add some humor to your conversations? Here are five pick-up lines that are charming, witty, and sure to get a smile! 😄

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for."

"If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber."

"Are you Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection."

"Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."

Ready for more? 👉 https://britanniablog.com/best-english-pick-up-lines/ and find your favorite! Share your thoughts or your own go-to pick-up lines in the comments! 💬

[isleofapplepies]

wittyandcharming replied to your link: Which Are You: A Possum Or An Opossum?

I too am an opossum, trash sisters forever

did the description completely chop you up as well?

“because of your low internal body temperature you have low risk of contracting the rabies virus. party time!”

[emariedraws]

wittyandcharming replied to your photo “I can pinpoint the exact moment that I realized I was interested in...”

Emily can we please make Umbrella Girl Day the official Gay Awakening Commemoration Day because I love it so much.

DONE. YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST FOLKS. 🌈☂🌈☂️🌈

[judiciousimprecation]

wittyandcharming replied to your post “So I guess “Reply Guys” are a thing twitter is complaining about now?...”

I feel like it’s all just giving new names to the same behavior, an unnecessarily myopic focus on an endemic set of behaviors that teach nothing and make people paranoid or hyperwatchful depending on which side of the fence you’re on.

Naming something gives it power, for better or for worse

[isleofapplepies]

wittyandcharming

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anyway i entered a horror movie this evening

what what where did it come from

you know, i sent it to frank and his sole reaction was be outraged that i tried to suggest the cat was somehow bad

that man’s cat boner is out of control. i mean, creepy doll, sure, but don’t badmouth the stray

[isleofapplepies]

IT BURTHDAI. HAP BURTH.

hlep i cannnt stop laffin now

frunshup

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majuk

[isleofapplepies]

wittyandcharming replied to your post: PSA: Rape, healing & survivors

Something so important here is the fact that sometimes you just can’t acknowledge something for what it is right away. This is personally helpful to me right now as I’ve been a little bit haunted lately by something that happened to me five years ago and I still don’t think I can call it anything but a blatant disregard for my desires and autonomy. It helps to see this and know that doesn’t make my struggles with it lesser. Thank you.

I think I remember you telling me about it, but without any details. Either way it was absolutely wrong. Anyone who treats you without respect and like an object deserves to ..um...well, I don’t want to outright say die... let’s settle for perish. (In death.)

I love you, angel. If you ever want to talk I’m here.