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If you think women are the weaker sex, just try pulling the covers back to your side of the bed

so i was on pesterchum with one of my friends...

him: so one minute I was jim the next I was Gerald. Then I suddenly became Gregg.

him: i like how "jim" didnt deserve to be capitalized.

him: no body likes jim.

him: i dont blame myself

me: fuck jim

him: is that an order? ~i literally spit out the juice i was drinking.

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