#witziphile

[unironicallyhowell]

Here! This is the Wedgie of love! Go to everyone in your Tumblr crushes, and send them this wedgie to let them know that they're loved!

aww thank you!

[itgirlririka]

Here! This is the Wedgie of love! Go to everyone in your Tumblr crushes, and send them this wedgie to let them know that they're loved!

But..... OK. 

[unironicallyhowell]

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1: -Answered

2: Would you rather be caught in a thunderstorm without an umbrella or a snowstorm without boots? -thunderstorm without umbrella

3: Let's say you have access to a time machine, but it can only go either backward or forward. One or the other. Which do you choose and where do you go? -Forward so I know if I'm actually going to get anywhere in live, or live alone forever.

4: If you could choose to have any superpower ever, what would you pick? -omg I've sat here for the last 10 mins. I'd say mind reading so maybe I would stop thinking everyone hates me, but see, they probably do, and that would make me even worse....

5: Tomorrow morning, you wake up in the body of a celebrity, like in a '90s body-swap movie. Who is it? How do they react to your life? What do you do when you're "them"? Would you choose to switch back? -Josh Franchesci so I could set up American tour dates. He would just sit in my house and hate every part of it idk. But then I would send myself free tickets. Then switch back. Yup.

6: Any allergies? -lol yes: trees, pollen, air, people, radio, and a slight milk allergy idk what that's about. It's only with ice cream and milkshakes.

7: What would you be more embarrassed to buy: sex toys or adult diapers? -sex toys because you could pass off the adult diapers for your grandparents or parents or something like that.

8: Did you get enough sleep last night? -lol yes, a lot more than I have all summer

9: You're the sole witness to a Mafia murder. Witness protection has to set you up with a whole new life in a totally new country. You have to leave everything behind, but you can pick where you move to. Where do you go? -The UK omg, I love them so much

10: If you could star in a biopic about any famous person ever, who would it be? -omg Jordan Witzigreuter because one day we will be best friends

[jack-likes-thrust-blog]

Find it on youtube and do a youtube to mp3 converter. ^^

yeah I'm done looking for it I think I'm just gonna do that, thanks :D

[ginw4r]

witziphile replied to your post: LITERALLY NO ONE ON HERE TALKS TO ME

I talk to you but that doesn’t count does it

not anymore sobs

[unironicallyhowell]

Tag! You’re it! The rules are to state 10 random facts about yourself. Then, go to your ten favorite blogs and tell them that they are it :D

Thank you!

1. I play clarinet

2. I just got my first D ever D:

3. My last day of school was today

4. I love pepsi a bit too much

5. Sam Miller way too cute for my own good

6. I'm not sure if that counted, but I'm lazy enough to leave it there

7. I'm currently listening to First Dance-NSN

8. I run a prairie dog blog as of yesterday

9. I have never once spelled prairie dog right (without spell check)

10. Your blog is one of my favorites :)

[unironicallyhowell]

This tag is to get to know the person behind the blog better. As with any tagging game there are rules:

Rule 1 - Post the rules.

Rule 2 - Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post and then make 11 new ones.

Rule 3 - Tag  people and link them to your post.

Rule 4 - Let them know you've tagged them.

~Person who sent me these: witziphile (best url ever btw)

Last item of clothing you’ve bought? -Socks 

Twitter, Tumblr, Facebook? -Either Twitter or Tumblr it switches 

Favorite flavor of gum? -Spearmint 

If you were in a horror movie, what stereotype would you be? -The one to go first.... 

Worst way to die? -Drowning 

Best birthday? - 

Worst birthday? -This years birthday. Everyone died it was terrible 

What type of cell phone do you have? -HTC Rhyme 

Sexiest band member? I'd say Jordan because you know, he is perfect but Alex Gaskarth 

Do you know what a pyramid scheme is? -Nope 

Explain sarcasm for me. -Life.

Questions for you:

1. Favorite pop tart flavor?

2. Best band you've seen live?

3. Worst band you've seen live?

4. Do you like wii, ps3 or xbox better?

5. Always say yes or always say no?

6. How many pets?

7. Did you know cows have best friends and get sad when they are not with them?

8. Best roller-coaster you've been on?

9. What was your favorite song 3 years ago?

10. How perfect is Josh Hutcherson?

11. How perfect is Jordan Witzigreuter?

AND THEN TAG PEOPLE

~Don't forget to tag me so I can see your answers!