#wizard asks

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

I have summoned Ketamine Ape. Get ready

What do you want me to get ready??? Snacks and a napping place? The surgery room?? The orangutan psychologist???

[yippee-optimistically]

hi can i put your lost trio designs in my pocket and scurry away into the woods with them because they're so cute and whimsical and they bring me joy

actually i think they might like that

[thaparasite]

Dude I got the worst magic sidequest last night, had to go through approximately 4 times of a time loop and only got out using some quantum jumping

Who the hell sent you on a time related sidequest i thought we all agreed to avoid those to preserve colective sanity

What even was the end goal? was it even worth meddling with the timestream?

[marvelousmichelangelo]

(Omg, you're alive! I thought you died!))

*hiero ran to Michael's room, tugging on his arm, chirping incoherently*

Hey, Hiero! What’s going on?

Mikey sets down his mug, trying to make out what Hiero’s saying.

[writerwithbrainrot]

The Wizard has a question!

Tag someone this! I wanna know. . .

What band or music artist best describes you?

I wanna know what yall think!

I believe Panic at the Disco! Is closest to my personality honestly! What about you?

@dragkbluire @3ambullshittime @hotcheetohatredwastaken @wanderlustmagician @somer-writes

[weeklywizardcouncil]

Are there any requirements to become a full fledged wizard or do I just become one once I learn enough spells?

I would say you become a full wizard after learning a third-level spell (preferably Fireball)

[ahno-nimus]

if i may, what do you plan to do with sir's truename?

Eh. I just wanted to know. I can't really do much with it. Telling people what it is is useless, except to people who have had the same treatments and treaties applied to them, and I don't really want power over him.

[transbianwizard]

Hello fellow wizard! I cast Pretty Rock! You now have a pretty rock with which to do whatever you so choose, as a greeting gift.

Thank you dearly, fellow wizard! I shall cherish this artifact dearly. In return, i give to you a vial of potion that i unfortunately cannot remember the effect of... probably harmless, though