seen from United States
seen from Kazakhstan
seen from China
seen from Germany
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Mexico
seen from Austria
seen from Russia
seen from Belarus
seen from Malaysia
seen from Peru
seen from Belarus
seen from Greece
seen from Norway
seen from Malaysia
seen from China
seen from Russia
Which spells do you think the wizard council will ban in 2026?
Summon Dan's wild juice
maximized ,greater, enduring itch
Banush to piss dimension
Gaspalzahar's ass slap
summon pepsi man
Annihilate pro-biotics
Melf's magic muscle men
Super floppy bone curse 2
Goncharov 3: this time it's a magic spell
The spell that summons a little guy that eats your cereal but leaves the box
I just realized that despite being an emperor, I don’t have a throne. So, against my better judgement, I’m asking all of you:
What should my throne be made of
Gold
Teeth
Bones
Lead
Mushrooms
Stone
Molten rock
Iron
Various wizardly and magical items
Wizards. The threat of the false rumors seems to be a small one. Thus, it no longer worries me. But this puppet…it was not made to last. It was made to carry out a very simple surveillance job. I plan to let it die, erasing the magic within it, as it has started to make friends with some of you, and started some rumors that I implore you all not to look into.
Should you all promise to forget about the treasonous words the puppet spread about danger and fate, I will allow it to live a little longer.
Do we have a deal?
The plan has been altered. Worry not for the sake of the shark. Do not occupy yourself with this any longer.
Make your choice.
Yes, I promise to ignore the rumors of upcoming danger
No, destroy the puppet
A wizard is:
A PERSON, but not a human
A HUMAN, but not a person
Neither a human nor a person
Both a PERSON and a HUMAN
Wizards classic, in comparison to the rest of their society
Wait okay hold on
TUMBLR WIZARDS OR WIZARDPOSTING ADJACENT ACCOUNTS PLEASE VOTE
Which one of these do you have?
Autism/ADHD/Both
Cluster A personality disorder, psychotic disorder, schizophrenia
Cluster B personality disorder
Cluster C personality disorder
Anxiety
Depression
Intellectual or developmental disorder
Dissociative disorder
Two or three of these (reblog/comment)
Four or five of these (reblog/comment)
All of these
Something else (reblog/comment)
REBLOG FOR BIGGER SAMPLE SIZE PLEASE
OKAY GUYS I FORGOT TO ADD A NONE OPTION SO IF YOY HAVE NONE JUST TEBLOG WITH “NONE”
Someone is in my secret unfathomable underground labyrinth, and they've been stuck at one of the hidden pull doors for about 10 minutes. (It is unlocked. It just looks identical to the surrounding wall.)
They're starting to cry, and I'm starting to feel really bad.
What should I do?
Kill them
Open the noor
Laugh maniacally at them
Reflect as their screams intensify
Go further into the tunnels where I can't hear them
Make a poll and wait a week for a peer response (They'll be fine)
T̶e̶l̶e̶p̶o̶r̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶m̶ ̶o̶u̶t̶
Die
Telepathically suggest they cast fireball
Shit...I cant even read these, erm-uh...I mean
The Scrolls™ were inconclusive so we shall do an ol' wizard poll!
Who should be Head Wizard?
Trenelor the Red (Current H.W.)
The Great Nestor
Aldor Byrith
The Gloria
Fernald of the Darkwoods
Ol' Gronk
Siobahn Glorfen
Let's draw a wizard!
What's our wizard made of?
Head
Robe
Beard
Hat
Wheels
Legs
Arms
Ears
Eyes
Butt
