#wizardlol

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What if you 🫵 wanted to eat burger 🍔 but typhlosion 🔥 said nomph nomph nomph

@devilcat3d

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Well… not only is Malamar done, but it is much bigger in person than it is on the screen. It weighs about 15.2 pounds/6.9 kg and is about 6.7 feet/207 cm from toe to tentacle. Its arms span 10.3 feet/314 cm across which is just barely enough to touch both parallel walls of my craft room simultaneously. Looks like I'm not sleeping alone anymore. And of course it glows in the dark. this is me we're talking about lol My Friend Malamar 💜

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accidentally spilled my meds down the sink and had to take the trap off to retrieve them anyways hire me to be your plumber and i will be kinda sexy about it but only mildly so.

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btw i'm literally in boxes if anyone wants me on their island. i got all my shit boxed up. literally just come to my house and talk to me once to invite me to your island and then i'll show up there in like a day.

and i look like this btw

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Artfight attack for @wizard-email plus some behind the scenes :]

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I kind of want to make a side blog where I can be more unapologetic about posting- this one feels so business like I'm maintaining a persona but also I don't want to create another persona to maintain on a side blog

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never letting my younger brother put me on music recs again bc this one he sent me a few days ago has earwormed itself into the deepest recesses of my mind and it wont leave and now my every waking thought is just do do da da dung dung dung dung do do da dung dung dung dung do ᵈᵒ ᵈᵒ ᵈᵒ ᵈᵒ ᵈᵒ ᵈᵒ ᴅᴏ-ᵈᵒ da-da da da da da do-do *augh*