#wizrambles.txt

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oscar jack piastri this was kinda cuntyyyy!!

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lando: issey miyake pleats. university of cvntology. captain of the team of servington. head bitch in charge of yassification applications.

oscar: whatever-the-hell-i-want-itis

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nico is normal until anyone mentions lewis and then the inner merc winter soldier training activates and he's completely insane abt him. nico gen 2 drivers ult bias is lewis. that's his hyung. that's his world championship oppar. u will never take away the 7x no.1s that lewis won on MDC (mega drivers cvntyfestival).

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i am f i n a l l y home which means 1. liveblogging through the jetlag 2. liveblogging through my work nonsense again ok let's lock in i guess

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the most dangerous thing an adhd person can be is: bored

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me, scrolling back on my own posts to try and find something: wow i really post a lot huh

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broadscar best moments compilation🫣👉👈?

y'know. i actually really had to think about this. because oscar i feel is currently in the early intermediate phase of his glow up and not at his full blastoff broadscar potential yet (give it another few years).

NONETHELESS. the people ask. the people receive. my personal opinion top 5 broadscar moments:

#5. oh boy! that sure is a bicep!

you know the IT guy who shows up to fix your computer and you're like, well. that's nice he's just a quiet guy he's well informed about relevant cybersecurity software patches. he probably plays COD on the weekend and feeds his cat regularly.

then he leans forward with his palms flat on the table to check a dashboard or something and you're like - hold on. whaaat?

anyway not to get into AU or y/n territory rn but like. this was a strong hint of the sleeper build. is all i'm saying.

#4. back getting big, brain go brrrr

exhibit a: cannot remember which race this was from but okay, yeah he's an athletic dude, blablabla

exhibit b: suzuka '24. yooo back gains? and he is SLOUCHING...

#3: the fireproofs of peril

look...if i speak. i simply posit the question to the audience: what if oscar piastri stood up straight more often.

(and thank you @inchidentally for bringing this picture to my attention in the first place. a connoisseur. a scholar.)

number two: qatar karting night kardio arrest

yo. the arms. the balaclava. the vaguely drift-racing-game-adjacent nighttime lighting. and the amount of times this clip alone has surfaced in the oscar piastri thirst edits. ENOUGH SAID.

number one: the qatar sprint-sweat saga

I KNOW WE WERE ALL THINKING IT, OKAY.

how could i not include this on the list because, hello, first win, but also.... O, to be a single drop of sweat sliding down oscar piastri's face and into his *LOUD HELICOPTER NOISE*

anyway, sorry, did y'all hear something??? it sounded like someone losing their mind??

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me: do the thing it won't even be that hard it's not that complicated

also me: nah