#wjames

[violentxviolet]

[text]: i hate you

[text - chief fuckboy]: wtf james whyyyyyyyy[text - chief fuckboy]: what did i do to u???????[text - chief fuckboy]: tell me so i can make it up to u

[violentxviolet]

[text]: are you going to the party on saturday?

[text - chief fuckboy]: um ofc i am like what kinda question was that????[text - chief fuckboy]: u need me to get u anything for it or is it all sorted

[violentxviolet]

[text] Hyyypothetically, if you happened to run out of toilet paper and the only other people in the bathroom were the two people having sex in the next stall over, would you act like you didn’t know what was going on and just ask, or politely wait until you heard the chick swallow?

[text - chief fuckboy]: ofc u gotta wait until hes cum[text - chief fuckboy]: u cant interrupt someone during the blow[text - chief fuckboy]: and theyre gonna be using the paper to clean up after[text - chief fuckboy]: it really is the best for everyone that way

[violentxviolet]

[text] The last time I heard someone say ‘YOLO,’ I ended up getting arrested for pole dancing in the middle of a shopping mall. Too soon.

[text - chief fuckboy]: i know i was there for that[text - chief fuckboy]: u looked hella good then btw[text - chief fuckboy]: now come down and do shots with us[text - chief fuckboy]: i have no idea where were gonna end up but its gonna be lit

[violentxviolet]

[owl] : You were so stoned last night, you kept saying you were seeing goats.

[owl]: look i know what i saw[owl]: and i stg i saw goats[owl]: goats everywhere man[owl]: it was trippy af

[violentxviolet]

[MSG:] We’re at the emergency room down the street from you if you care to stop by.

[text - chief fuckboy]: the only reason im gonna be there tonight is if i drink waaaayyyyy too much[text - chief fuckboy]: pls dont hit on the nurses this time

[violentxviolet]

[text] I swear to drunk I’m not God. Shiit, wait! I fcked up!

[text - chief fuckboy]: awwww u poor thing[text - chief fuckboy]: and briony and i were just going to ask you to join us in a threesome[text - chief fuckboy]: but it looks like you’re too drunk for that[text - chief fuckboy]: guess well just have to find someone else[text - chief fuckboy]: how sad

[violentxviolet]

[text] Was that picture for me? What did I do to deserve that? Because…WOW.

[text - chief fuckboy]: wait what?[text - chief fuckboy]: jfc that wAS NOT MEANT FOR YOU[text - chief fuckboy]: DELETE IT NOW[text - chief fuckboy]: no wonder briony didn’t reply