Jul 5, 2025
me, desperately trying to find a job: 😩
also me: what if i just got adopted by a financially stable lesbian with good taste in hoodies and an unhealthy attachment to emotionally unavailable people?
currently accepting sugar mommies, gentle titas, and anyone willing to pay me to nap and emotionally dissociate in peace. masc, tired, probably still cute.
DMs open. will send memes, validate your emotions, and fold your laundry (emotionally).
also I can cook. like emotionally and literally. hello?