Me: *sees Glee key chain in Chelsea's room* *sarcasm* Oh wow man you like Glee?!
Chelsea: Yeah man! Hey, do you watch it too?
Me: Yeah it's like my favorite. Who's your favorite character?
Chelsea: He's like, this asshole.
Chelsea: Oh you know who he is? He doesn't get any screen time.
Me: I know - I just wish he would get solos. He gets like, NO songs.
Me: And you know who my favorite couple is? Finchel!
Chelsea: OTP MAN. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW.
Chelsea: And my favorite part is the writers.
Me: Poetry man. Pure poetry.