#woahzers

[evilmevilson]

woobæe dogs drop teeehee

[headfiirstfearless]

me and joe have been going out for ten months tomorrow

woooah

[gabberbby]

So my Ex, 

my lovely, lovely ex, 

i talked to her this morning. 

and to sum it up, 

she lives is "YOLOville" 

Population: every girl ever 

BUT 

she talks about her new boyfriend as if he's the best thing since sliced bread. 

and that's great, except i know shes going to flutter through life shattering hearts and wallowing in confusion. 

i mean, she goes from talking about how she loves him, 

"he's perfect for me, so nice and accommodat-

(oh wait, let me stop talking about my boyfriend to ask you a question)

 "...hows your dick?" 

Im sorry...

did you get bored of the idea of you being in LOVE... AGAIN

to ask me how im dangling? 

a little to the left, thanks.