I think I’m gonna have them have a 3some with Chris in my fic. Chris is a prince and extremely sought after by all the young mermen and mermaids. Don’t get me wrong, Belldom is gonna be the main ship, but Chris and Dom have an established FWB situation and the 3some helps Matt determine that he’s gay bc he’s never been with a guy besides Dom. And it’s gonna be hot af trust me
[post/89645473710/send-me-a-ship-and-ill-tell-you] micheoff, freewood, wobelldom. go
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Micheoff;
How much I like it: actual cause of global warming | notp | don’t care | it’s okay | cute! | otp | MY BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN
"Their" song: byE
Who does more housework: It’s an evenly shared thing, neither of them like the house getting too messy so they clean up as they go.
What couple cosplay they should do: not a ‘couple’ cosplay per say but i think they’d make a good eren and pixis from attack on titan (michael’s got the anger issues and geoff has the moustache and drinking habits)
Who cried watching Toy Story 3: neither but they both got a bit watery-eyed
Who hogs the blankets at night: Michael’s a lil heater so he doesn’t need blankets that often, Geoff’s more likely to hog them in the winter but sometimes he just uses Michael
What they fight about: Michael not using his safeword, Geoff’s neurosis over the age difference. lots of little things too but those are quickly resolved with rough sex
Who has more Facebook friends: Michael, Geoff is old and technology scares him
One headcanon about them: they fucked for the first time around the midway point of their saint’s row let’s play series. it was one flirtatious comment too many and let’s just say it’s a good thing the office was empty.
Freewood;
How much I like it: actual cause of global warming | notp | don’t care | it’s okay | cute! | otp | MY BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN
"Their" song: idk
Who does more housework: Ryan bc gavin’s a fucking scumbag
What couple cosplay they should do: /glados and chell/
Who cried watching Toy Story 3: gavin doesn’t cry so he was a bit nonplussed. ryan sniffled a little but held back in case gavin noticed
Who hogs the blankets at night: gavin. he’s such a skinny twig and ryan’s like ‘omfg rly’ and grabs them back so gavin sprawls obnoxiously all over him for the rest of the night
What they fight about: gavin remains firmly no homo for a long time and ryan gets so fucking sick of it like god dammit are you fucking ashamed of me or something ad they break up every few weeks bc of it
Who has more Facebook friends: gavin bc he’s a social media slut compared to ryan’s reclusive ways
One headcanon about them: gavin spent a long afternoon teaching ryan the ins and outs of the phantom. ryan picked it up pretty quickly and gavin’s confident that he can trust ryan to work it if he ever needs him to
Wobelldom;
How much I like it: actual cause of global warming | notp | don’t care | it’s okay | cute! | otp | MY BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN
"Their" song: there is literally no song they all like if they ever got married the first dance would be to complete silence
Who does more housework:chris and dom tend to share it between them but matt could not care less about the state of the house as long as the bed and his instruments are ok
What couple cosplay they should do: the powerpuff girls or something jfc i dont know
Who cried watching Toy Story 3: DOM DID, DOM DID AND THEY ALL SAW HIM AND THEY WILL NEVER LET HIM FORGET IT THEY WILL TEASE HIM ABOUT IT IN THE FUCKING AFTERLIFE
Who hogs the blankets at night: matt and dom are the absolute worst for fucking burrito-ing themselves and they tend to catfight over it but chris doesn’t really feel the cold so he doesn’t mind all that much.
What they fight about: blanket stealing, being late for gigs, who drives and who gets shotgun, album stuff
Who has more Facebook friends: dom probably, he is a social butterfly and needs to keep in contact with his ‘people’
One headcanon about them: early on it was completely agreed that bunk sex is painful with three people but waiting for a hotel stop is so not fucking worth it
