Can We Kiss…?

Muser, Belldom lover, adult, leftist, he/him

[poisononourlips]

Updated intro post!

Idk I was bored and felt like writing a new one :p

Name: Poison or Verona (neither are my real name)

Pronouns: he/him

Age: early 20s

About me: autistic, adhd, trans, bi, kinda witchy, total yapper

Primarily a Muse blog but I will sometimes post about other music I like. My other faves are FOB, MCR, The Killers, and Badflower. I listen to a variety of stuff, mostly rock and indie but some pop as well. It’s rare for me to find music I dislike :3

Yes I read and write RPF, deal with it. If Matt Bellamy himself can post about Belldom, so can I :)

May also post about various video games, TV shows, or YouTubers. I have too many interests to list all of them!

Hobbies: drawing, writing, singing, playing guitar

My tags:

rambles - me yapping

venting - me complaining, sometimes heavy subject matter

pwoper bwainwot - Muse memes/shitposts/silliness

my art - self explanatory

My opinions:

I hold most basic leftist beliefs; I believe in dismantling all systems of oppression. Trans rights are human rights, love is love, free Palestine, Black Lives Matter, no one is illegal on stolen land. Housing, food, water, and anything necessary for health and wellbeing are human rights and should be free. We are in a climate crisis and if you don’t see anything wrong with generative AI, check your damn priorities!! Vegan but won’t force it on anyone, especially not Indigenous people or people who don’t have the privilege to go vegan. Will absolutely punch a Nazi. DNIs don’t really work, I’ve found, but I will block as needed.

Links:

AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/poisononourlips

Pinterest: https://pin.it/2tx4oq0d1

[poisononourlips]

Updated tags list!

#meus - Muse

#mattness - Matt Bellamy

#dominos - Dom Howard (it’s like dominos pizza idk I thought it was funny)

#chrizz - Chris Wolstenholme

#pwoper boyfwiends - Belldom

#pwoper bwainwot - Muse memes, especially shitposts

#queue semasoulalai - queue (my phone now recognizes semasoulalai as a word. I’m in too deep)

#poison post - haven’t started using this yet but it’s gonna be my talking tag :)

#the gallery - also haven’t started using this yet but it’s for Muse art!

[boozehund-blog]

ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

[wolfprud3-deactivated20170620]

FUCK this post and happy birthday sonic

[bitterblackboricua]

[theimfamousbitch]

[guiltyidealist]

Ten Years Of Ppl Who Celebrate Fictional Character Birthdays Are Annoying Pass It On

[bone-cement-huffer]

memeception

[hashtagloveloses]

WE’VE HIT TERMINAL MEME

[bl00dlikeice]

@caesarianconfection

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

I’ve said “I hate this” so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, because “I hate this” is just shorthand for ‘this is an example of a meme given a twist I wasn’t expecting with intent to surprise’. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it.

But this… This is something else.

The rapidity of a meme’s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, you’ll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. It’ll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind.

For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? How do you explain gun?

[mommacomms]

….I THOUGHT THIS WAS A YMCA REFERENCE

[pagesofkenna]

it is a YMCA reference - that’s one of the 6 memes being represented here

ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1)

this first lyric replacement (”take the breadsticks and run”) is a reference to the tumblr meme ‘stuffing breadsticks into my purse’. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. that’s meme two (2)

“man door hand hook car door” is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the generic ‘stuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill us’ story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3)

‘gun’ is… yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to “man door hand hook car door” for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4)

and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme actually becomes meme five (5)

which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6)

(but i need to add that this is the greatest version of loss.jpg i think i’ve ever seen. the initial ‘young man’ lines up with the guy bursting through the door, and the shock meme ‘gun’ matches the shock scene of the woman in the hospital and idk if OP even thought about that but it makes this just so much better)

[animatedamerican]

I wasn’t going to reblog this, but @pagesofkenna‘s comprehensive meme-by-meme annotation is a thing of beauty and should be shared.

[captainlordauditor]

average tumblr post contains one meme, this post, which contains six, is an outlier and should not be counted

[japhers]

it might also just be a coincidence due to loss.jpg’s format but the whole white minimalist four-panel setup is also suspiciously reminiscent of those early 2000’s rage comics

[maps-and-elvis-and-zelda-n-shit]

I was getting a political compass vibe too

[your-uncle-dave]

tag urself im man door hand hook car gun

[politicalcompassmemes]

This works better than I thought it would.

[chiribomb-deactivated20220820]

This was in my senior project

[kait-the-kitty]

I’m not sorry.

[panickedmartian]

EIGHT MEME COMBO

[smooththegoofyshark]

FATALITY

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

We have officially created a new language 

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

I just had to do it to em

[phoneykin]

THIS FUCKING THREAD I’M GONNA CRY

I LOST IT AND MAN DOOR HAND HOOK CAR GUN AND DIDN’T EXPECT MORE I’M SOBBING

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

M E M E T E N

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

OwO?

[garecc]

[your-one-true-prince]

W o w

[screamingveryslowly]

You know I had to

[bone-cement-huffer]

I hope you know this is the most cursed addition to my post, and I love it

[joyriding-in-the-fandoms]

THIRTEEN!?

[junepop45]

SOMEONE EDIT THIS FROM THE ORIGINAL PHOTO SAYING “this one does not spark joy” TO THIS VERSION SAYING “this one sparks joy”

[astral-ghoul-deactivated2025100]

[moved-to-ancient-gaylienz]

well i added my contribution : )

why—

[fandersunite]

IM SCREAMING

[robynspreciousnest]

This is the most elaborate meme I have ever seen and damn am I concerned by how it makes sense.

[operahousebookworm]

“You’re in your 30s, but you still understand all this meme stuff?” “Oh yeah, sure.” “Can you explain it to me?” “I absolutely fucking cannot.”

[sword-and-nightingale]

One does not simply explain this

[sword-and-nightingale]

Edit:

Another freaking layer!!!

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

16 motherfucking layers

[catbxy]

In the future someone’s going to ask me to explain this and I’m going to be at a loss.jpg for words

[three-cheers-for-pretty-odd]

(my response to @biggest-goldiest-spoon & @shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey )

[sword-and-nightingale]

Yo, I added more layers.

24 layers!

[theman-themyth-themoth]

Oh my fucking god-

[sword-and-nightingale]

It took longer to do this than I’m willing to admit.

[blaizeofglory]

I’m sorry-

[ilovetomotoes3000]

What the fuck? It got longer?

[ricecakeandhoney]

My terrible contribution

[adulthoodisokay]

every time i see this post it has more additions. bless.

[phoenixofthestars]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[cerbi-my-babyyyyy]

Feel like I shouldn’t be adding to this but here’s my contribution

[the-haiku-bot]

Feel like I shouldn’t

be adding to this but here’s

my contribution

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[metaphoricalcolours]

haven't seen these around here: dom and stacie at the monaco grand prix on june 6-7 🏎🏁

[rob0g]

matt says that ai music is slop 🥹

[blasteffect]

Saturn's north pole !

The hexagon is nearly 30,000 km (20,000 miles) wide. This is large enough that two Earths could fit inside the storm with room to spare.

It is a standing atmospheric wave created by a powerful jet stream that wraps around the pole. Winds along its edges can exceed 300 km/h (about 220 mph).

At the very center of the hexagon lies a deep, dark polar vortex that extends hundreds of kilometers down into Saturn's atmosphere.

Spacecraft/Mission: NASA/JPL-Caltech/SSI (Space Science Institute).

[glass-needles-and-futurisms]

[gonzocoded]

don’t ever kill your self because maybe someday you will get brunch with your tumblr mutual

[inthetags]

Reblog and put in the tags what motifs would be associated with you if you were a character

[queer-cosette]

"Oh knowing too much about World War II is a red flag" hey I'm begging some of you guys to forget TikTok therapy speak for a moment and go watch a documentary about the politics in the lead-up to WWII. Go watch a documentary about the implementation of the Holocaust. Go watch a documentary about European resistance movements in occupied countries. Hell, go watch an episode of Drain The Oceans that focuses on WWII shipwrecks. You NEED to know how Fascists get into power and what they will do after that happens.

[queer-cosette]

#theres a very particular subset of knowledge about. well any war really#where theyre too busy worshipping the death machine advancements to discuss the actual human lives#(most military aircraft museums ive been to fall into this category)#but the social aspects? the human shit? thats so important to know#you can think tanks are cool. because tbh in a vacuum theyre kinda neat. but if you open with that i will be prying into your sociology

@meraxes-of-new-albion peer reviewing your tags because yeah you get it.

I think part of the problem is also that people hear 'WWII history knowledge' and immediately associate it with the 'worshipping-the-death-machine-advancements' branch of irritating history buffs, but if you write off all WWII history like that, you'll miss things like how Fascism smooths over power hierarchy disagreements by constantly pushing the 'remember, it's us against them' line. You'll miss resistance stories of Dutch schoolgirls luring Nazis into the woods to a waiting anti-fascist with a gun or of Norwegian freedom fighters sabotaging the Nazi nuclear programme or of Allied planes that survived direct hits to the fuel tank because Czech slaves made empty shells with no explosives inside. You'll write off the ghastly things done in concentration camps as horror stories from another time and not recognise them as Real Things done to Real People that were justified on the grounds of pure vitriolic hatred and allowed to continue by others' sheer apathy. And you will not know how to recognise it when it begins building momentum in your own country.

The Fascists want you to be apathetic. They want you to shut off your ears and look the other way. They want you to be so removed from the idea of Fascism beyond a red swastika armband on a 1940s soldier that they can roll out their hateful regime stealthily while you only protest the flashy meant-to-be-offensive parts.

Learn what it looks like and what it intends to do. Don't let your annoyance at that one Operation Sealion buff you met on, like, fuckin' Tinder blind you to the realities of how Fascism actually operates.

[queer-cosette]

Bringing this post back to recommend a 10-part documentary on Netflix for anyone who hasn't seen it - it's called "Hitler's Circle Of Evil" and the reason I think you should watch it is because it dives deep into the political workings of the inner circle of the third reich, but also it will make you realise that the nazis were human. They were all human. And that's important, because we need to remember that the evil they committed is not something beyond any of us. We cannot 'other' evil, because if we do, we will not know how to fight it within ourselves.

You will find yourselves taking sides in fights between Goebbels and Göring. And then you will remember "oh, right, you might be human, but you're also fucking evil".

The two are not mutually exclusive.

[bunshr00m]

matt and dom have possibly the most insane relationship i've witnessed because matt has nearly decapitated dom with his guitar on MULTIPLE occasions, and at one point actually split his face open, to which dom just KEPT DRUMMING

and then in interviews they're practically sitting in each others laps or reminiscing like "lol remember when you nearly killed me 🤣" "yesss then i watched you get a tetanus shot up the bum and now there's sexual tension between us 🤣🤣" "classic matt 🤣🤣🤣"

nobody is doing it like them. Why are they like this

[youngmusemattdomchris-blog-blog]

[cherrylng]

Matt Bellamy of Muse and Bono of U2 [Q Magazine (July 2010)]

Photographer: Austin Hargrave, Bryan Adams

[kaleidoscopicbullettrain]

I haven't done a tag game in forever and thought I'd try it out!

See how well pinterest knows you! Search 'fashion', 'pantone', 'mood', and 'food'; and save the first photo that comes up!

I tag @indicativeof-sideways-escalation @flying-suitcase @slutweeds @peppermint-saddies @scareakeets @sparrow-in-boots @sirfag and any of my followers who want to join in!

[jellystarjar]

I'm in a tag game mood here's what I got ^_^:

Tags (Let me know if you're not comfortable with being tagged): @petitelavande @yurimeowing @anidiotautistic @milehighpie-1424 @crabcakes413 ++++open tags!!!!

[crabcakes413]

i have like no one to tag @emdure @admiralburke

[4fourwhore]

the last one is making me hungry af

@bvnnytrick @d0llar4ur-insides @xo-evsi

[xo-evsi]

This all actually makes perfect sense tbh.

And the lil pupppiieeeee :333 so cute

@kuemori @slimy-bandaid @cannibalisticvoyeurism

[kuemori]

burge r😢😢😢🤤🤤

@hidey0urfangs @comehearthemusicplay @where0worlds0collide

[where0worlds0collide]

THANKS FOR THE TAG!!!

@fishermansfriendsworld @loveandobsession648 @austenliketexas

[fishermansfriendsworld]

THABKS 4 THE TAG!!!<333

@ketchup-is-green @virginia-madison @4ng31s-1n-v1n3g4r @digiblueslush @hoybero @leointrousers @d3l-t4co @notlikeotherwarlocks @hyssteria + anybody who wants to!!!!<33 ( no pressure)

[ketchup-is-green]

thanks mootie !!

@intellectualspacecowboy @scoopstroopog @around-the-venom @alexisstillgay @several-mice @alighttoburnalltheempires @sepsey @pois0n-petals

[intellectualspacecowboy]

thank you for tagging!

no way i got a betsey johnson… i love you betsey give me free stuff

tagging @bluediamond07 @cityofdelusion @knightsofrohan @poisononourlips @viewssfromthesun + open tags

[poisononourlips]

Thanks for the tag!

Tagging @dominichoward @mmusclemuseum + open tags!

[blood-4-breakfast]

Two f(l)ags

[supermassiveart]

Happy birthday mr bellamy 🥳

Also without colour:

[universalsatan]

apparently it’s matt bellamy’s birthday today :)

[muse-ftw]

guyliner matt appreciation post

[klommitravin]

conclusion: guys with eyeliners are fucking cute.