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Ringo: Now let go of me, I don’t hit women. Vivien: Well try, if you endure the echo that’s about to come. Ringo: What’s wrong with you? How old are you? 12? Vivien: I broke the arm of my eldest brother when I was 12. Ringo: Now stop, otherwise... Vivien: Otherwise...? I thought you’re gay!

Ringo: It’s not what it looks like. Easy: That’s funny. Ringo: Now say something too! Vivien: Well actually it’s exactly what it looks like. Ringo: I didn’t ask her to sit on top of me. Vivien: Well then explain Easy why I had to sit on top of you? Definitely not because I in any way think this stiff bean-pole is hot. But it was hard, the little bean. Ringo: It has nothing to do with you. Easy: Well then it’s all clear. Ringo: If Ringo didn’t have things in his pants... or rather his pockets that shouldn’t interest him then this really wouldn’t have happened. Easy: Yo, this is too dumb.

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Easy: What’s what? Tobias: Easy, stop it. You’re talking with Ringo again. And smile after him dumbly. Easy: It’s hard to explain. Tobias: It’s very easy for me. Ringo is a huge asshole and you’re stupid if you seriously get involved with my psycho brother again. Easy, honestly, then you don’t deserve it any better.

Easy: Life is just much more fun with you. Even if it’s exhausting. Ringo: And what does that mean now? Easy: That I’m insane. Tobias will probably institutionalize me. And the rest of the world will think that I don’t deserve it any better, but... I want my idiot back.

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Ringo: And she cancelled now, or what? Easy: He cancelled, yes. And I’m not going to find a replacement that quickly, especially not without paying. Man. Ringo: Maybe you can ask one of the guys in the gym. No.

Easy: You have to look a little sadder. You’re surrounded by plastic waste. Well, you have to imagine that... if we don’t change our consumer behavior, we can’t go for a swim soon anymore at all. Ringo: Yeah... Easy: That’s sad. Ringo: Yeah, sure. If I stop using plastic drinking straws, can I get out of here? Easy: Are you cold?

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Easy: Do you really think I believe your excuses? Ringo: They’re not excuses... Easy: Of course they are. But I always fall for it. The meeting with Jan at Schiller’s for example. Admit it, you didn’t have to work. You only did it so I’d be alone with him. Right? And what about the photo shoot where Bambi was supposed to pay attention at? Those are not excuses, it was all planned!

Ringo: I should’ve never accepted that deal with Spohn. But I canceled it. Because I realized one thing: There’s nothing more important in this world to me than you. I can’t go through with it, because I love you. Easy: You’ve said exactly the same a few months ago. We go round in circles. Ringo: I know... but you have to forgive me.

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Tobias: Are you insane? Could you... could you say something too? Easy: Okay, before you’re freaking out: let’s all together talk about this in peace. Ringo: But what even is there to talk about? We’re moving in together and Tobias is moving to my room in the flatshare. That’s great. Tobias: Absolutely not!

Easy: But at least make an effort so it’ll work with our flatshare of three. Because Ringo is definitely going to stay. Tobias: Of four. You forgot Stinker. Or did you bring his cuddle blanket and his snot bunny over to the other flatshare already? Easy: Then of four. Whatever, it’s not going to work if you provoke Ringo all the time. So please, be nice.

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Ringo: I need Jan Spohn’s private address. Benedikt: Do you think it’s a smart move to annoy him in his personal life? Ringo: I have to do that. Benedikt: Beckmann, it’s nice that you’re that determined to close this deal, but do you know what time it is? Spohn won’t do anything at this time– Ringo: Spohn wants to fuck Easy and I have to get there now!! Benedikt: Spohn? And your boyfriend? Wait a minute, what do you mean with “fuck”? Ringo: Spohn is gay. Benedikt: Spohn is the epitome of a macho. Ringo: The homophobia is just to distract everybody from his homosexuality. Benedikt: I don’t care who’s into who and why. It’s important to me that you close this deal and now get out of my office. Ringo: Give me his address. Benedikt: Why should I have it? Ringo: You don’t– why don’t you say that right away?

Easy: Is everything alright with you? Ringo: I’m asking you that. I’ve been trying to call you all night – only voicemail. As if you didn’t want to be reached. Easy: Oh, my phone was silent, I’m sorry. Ringo: Sorry? Easy: What’s wrong? Ringo: Have you had sex with Spohn? Now tell me. Easy: Ey... Ringo: What ey? I want an answer!

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Timothy: Next week, Elli collapses, Ringo has to decide between love and job and Easy finds the half naked Vivien in Bambi’s workshop.

Jakob: Great job, Elli. Do you really think I fall for that? How dumb do you think I am? Did you really think to get through with that? A few cheap schemes and that was it with Saskia and me? You screwed up so at least stand by it! Saskia: Elli? Can you hear us? Jakob: Elli? Do you hear me? Saskia: Hello? We need an ambulance to Schillerallee 10. My friend is not responsive anymore. Rufus: She has a fever and a high pulse.

Ringo: My boyfriend is not a subject to negotation! Spohn: Don’t be so dramatic. We’re talking about one night. Benedikt: Mr. Spohn! It’s nice to see you. Spohn: Mr. Huber. Benedikt: Did you think about our offer one more time? Spohn: I think we’re on a good way.

Paco: Trouble with Huber? Or this homophobic investor? I thought that was done. Ringo: You were wrong. If I don’t do what this guy wants, then he won’t invest. And then Huber probably fires me. Paco: And if you do what he wants? Ringo: Then I’ll be in trouble with Easy. Paco: That means you have to decide what’s more important to you. Job... or Easy.

Easy: Good morning, I hope you’re dressed! Uh... Vivien: Are you a peeper? How did you know I wasn’t dressed? Easy: I... No, I really just wanted to see Bambi, I wanted to bring him coffee. What are you doing here? Vivien: Well... what does it look like?

Easy: Hey! That’s the one I was talking about. Paco: She’s a waitress at Schiller’s. Vivi... whatever. Do you really think Bambi and her have a thing? Easy: If Sina finds out... Paco: They’re broken up, so actually Bambi can sleep with whoever he wants. Easy: No! Sina wants him back, and Bambi wants Sina back. They’re both just to stubborn to get that.

Timothy: Is Elli in serious condition? How will Ringo decide? And is Bambi really having an affair? It remains exciting at Unter Uns. Monday to Friday, 5:30 pm CET on RTL.

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