#wodate

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“@tylerrjoseph: If I had Instagram in elementary school I would have put filters on pics of my gel pens so hard.”

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“@tylerrjoseph: Stay focused and don’t get distracted.

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Also, here’s a pic of Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome.”

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“@tylerrjoseph: So when I catch this deer on foot is there a certain way to hold it so it can’t hurt me? Or will we just laugh together, both out of breath?

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“@tylerrjoseph: Even though she might be the meanest person I have ever met, I will always be a momma’s boy.

(she gets my tweets texted to her phone)

i<3mom”

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“@tylerrjoseph: My mom is filling me in on a documentary she watched about how raccoon feces can cause several kinds of lung diseases.

Just filling you in.”

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“@tylerrjoseph: First, I run tweets by test dummies to see if it’s funny. If they don’t laugh I just say, “you’re dummies for a reason” and tweet it anyway.”

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“@tylerrjoseph: . stillstreet has a migraine, but since we are best friends, his graine is my graine. Ourgraines are better than migraines.”

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“@tylerrjoseph: Receipts. They are as stupid as they are spelled. Please retweipt.”