Oct 22, 2025
Lockwood: i think before i speak
Lucy: no you don't. you speak and then look at George for help
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Lockwood: i think before i speak
Lucy: no you don't. you speak and then look at George for help
Yknow why is there a picture like this in every Powerwolf photoshoot where Attila is just like >:[ while Falk is like "Oh Cardinal My Cardinal"
Us @ ethan baby:
Lucy: sit down, i'm gonna torture you now
Lockwood: *smirking* kinky.
Lucy: i think you're sweet and beautiful
Lockwood: what-
Lucy: you deserve to be cared for
Lockwood: stop, now-
Lucy: your feelings are valid and deserve to be heard
Lockwood: I NEED A SAFE WORD!!!
Lockwood: its a code teal!
George: the cable company is rising their prices again?!
Lockwood: no! thats code turquoise!
George: they’re the same color!
Lockwood: uh, no. one is blueish-green, the other is greenish-blue. Do i have to take u to the hardware store again to look at swatches?
George: please no.
Skull: *sacrifices himself*
Lockwood: timer starts now! when is he coming back? i say two months!
George: bullshit, one month.
Quill: nah, half a month.
Lucy: *ugly crying* WHAT ARE U DOING?! MY FRIEND JUST DIED!
Holly: *doing her nails* one week.
i've seen a lot of videos of guys saying that at some point they took their girlfriends out on a camping trip date to impress them with how outdoorsy and masculine and awesome they are, and im HOWLING thinking about thats the opposite of lockwood :,)
this man is Not outdoorsy, you couldnt drag him out camping if u held a gun to his head
he doesnt even look after the garden in his own fucking house, the few times they've had outside cases this man doesnt pick up a fucking shovel
he would Never suggest camping, and if lucy ever suggested it he wouldnt consider it, im 80% sure he'd rather break up with her than sleep in a tent in the woods
he will say yes to a picnic if it means getting back home before sundown tho
Lockwood: if flo was possessed would u still love her?
George: hell no
Lockwood: no?!
George: nope. vows go 'till death do us part' and if she's possessed then she's gone for all intents and purposes, and i know she feels the same way i do if it were me
Lockwood: well i would still love lucy if she were possessed
George: pervert freak