Andy “Ack Ack” Haldane & Eddie “Hillbilly” Jones in Lest We Fall Into the Dark
“I always saw you as a kind of keeper, a mother to a child. But your boys have grown soft and your girls have gone wild.”
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Andy “Ack Ack” Haldane & Eddie “Hillbilly” Jones in Lest We Fall Into the Dark
“I always saw you as a kind of keeper, a mother to a child. But your boys have grown soft and your girls have gone wild.”
concept: a series of YouTube videos called "unboxing!!!" and they're just montages of hockey players getting let out of the penalty box. alternatively: in depth analyses about a player's style as he exits the box. slow-mo and everything.
this is such an incredible concept imagine an entire youtube channel dedicated to different players’ styles when they come out of the penalty box?? each player has a series of videos, and the evolution of their style is explained in great detail
Merriell “Snafu” Shelton in Lest We Fall Into the Dark
“I’m a reckless mistake. I’m a cold night’s intake. I’m a one night too long. Imma come on too strong.”
Romus “Burgie” Burgin in Lest We Fall Into the Dark
“And maybe someday we’ll figure all this out. Try to put an end to all our doubt. Try to find a way to make things better now”
Jay De L’eau in Lest We Fall Into the Dark
“We’ll have the days we break, and we’ll have the scars to prove it. We’ll have the bonds that we save, but we’ll have the heart not to lose it.”
Florence Risely in Lest We Fall Into the Dark
“Sister soldier, you’ve been such a positive influence on my mental frame”
Bill Leyden in Lest We Fall Into the Dark
“And it’s our time now if you want it to be. Maul the world like a carnival bear set free.”
I would absolutely love A) the Andy and Eddie prefic they're amazing and deserve the best and B) your k co hcs!
i know i say it a lot but like, i really, really, really wanna get this prefic written for them. like i love it so much.
but here are some f&t verse k company headcannons i really love that i’ve come up with
despite being one of the best behaved of the group, burgie was a pretty bad kid growing up. like nothing insane but whats a poor kid growing up in rural texas to do but get into dumbass hi-jinks with his fellow shithead friends and get in trouble with the local cops? however eventually burgie gets in a little too much trouble and his parents send him to military school to straighten him out, and it actually works and it’s what guides him into joining the marines.
like i really love the idea of snafu and burgie basically being the same asshole kid getting in trouble with the police every other day when they’re 16. it’s really what helps them bond because tbh when snafu first meets burgie he really thinks he’s some goodie-to-shoes, career military kid, maybe some military brat, but when snafu finds out that burgie had a bad side he warms up to him
eddie and flo are actually best friends and they’re both so into music that whenever they’re together eddie will have to pull out his guitar and flo will sing. eddie likes to surprise her by learning her favorite songs so that she can sing something she really loves instead of just the songs eddie knows (tbh he definitely asks burgie to tell him her fav songs. teamwork makes the dream work)
they talk on the phone constantly and flo definitely teaches eddie how to use snapchat so that they can have an insane, unbeatable snapstreak that no one can beat (burgie is kinda hurt that he’s not his wife’s number one on snapchat but flo’ll insist it’s because she gets to see him every day while she barely gets a chance to see eddie)
when everyone is together baseball is a topic not to be brought up under penalty of death (or really just that Look from eddie) because the last time it was brought up it ended in an hour long shouting match between andy and bill over the 2004 world series and the two had to be put into separate rooms for the next few hours to cool down (baseball is serious shit okay)
snafu brings up the ‘04 world series game ONCE (1) to be an ass but immediately regrets it when he’s later reamed out by eddie and eugene for stiring shit up (you don’t wanna see those two angry. it’s terrifying)
thanksgiving is a k company holiday. people will go back home or meet up with blood relatives for christmas but thanksgiving is their family holiday. it’s, of course, held at andy’s giant family home and every year they all end up crashing at andy’s because they’re all drunk and full of food and couldn’t move if they tried
there’s also so much food and so much variety because they’ve mixed southern, north eastern, and west coast food traditions along with general australian celebratory foods. every year andy tries to get eddie to cut something from the dinner because jesus christ even with giving everyone tons of leftovers there still so much fucking food but eddie never cuts anything out because he wants everyone to feel happy and to have a tie to their home, no matter how far away it is. andy’s never actually fights him too hard on the subject because he understands