#wolfrecs

[scottspack]

whatever happened to wolfrecs? you guys okay?

[alpha-bits]

Diamonds are Forever:

Though, if he did take over the shop, the first thing he would do would be to change the name. To this day, Derek swore up and down that Laura had roofied him before getting him to sign the damn paper that officially labeled their shop as ‘Plant Parenthood’.

It would also help the poor, misguided teenage girls who came in, often seeking advice on what to do after their boyfriend forgot a condom and leaving with directions to the actual Planned Parenthood and a free bouquet of lime blossoms and rue. The free bouquets were mostly because Derek couldn’t resist abusing his knowledge of flower meanings, even if the girls didn’t know they were holding a handful of fornication and regret.