Jan 29, 2020
Friendo, talking about Outerworlds: I love Parvati, but her companion mission is really annoying. You have to go around buying all this shit before she goes on this date with her crush and its like, your crush doesn't care if you brought them their favourite pie or whatever. It doesn't matter.
Me, an Ace: Oh, she's playing the, "woo them as much as possible before the date so maybe they'll like you enough that they won't dump you the moment you tell them you won't put out," game. I did that in high school a couple times.
Friendo: Oh.
