Sirius: Moony doesn't love me! We don't even have pet names for each other!!
James: Oh yeah? Padfoot, what do bees make?
Sirius: Honey?
James:
Lily: No James, you're doing it the wrong way!
Lily: *kicks Sirius in the shins*
Sirius: OW SHIT MOTH*R F*CKER!!
Remus, from the other room: WHAT DO YOU WANT, SIRIUS?






