#wolvesinstarryskies

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.... fuck it "Date?"

Send me “Date?” and i'll answer...

Who asks for it:

[X] Your muse asks mine

[ ] My muse asks yours

Type of date:

[X ] Platonic Date

[ ] Romantic Date

[ ] First Date

[X] Double date with: murder & death

Location for the date:

[ ] Movies   • [ ] Romantic Comedy   • [ ] Adventure Movie   • [ ] Animation (Pixar/Disney)   • [ ] Horror   • [ ] Drama   • [ ] Buddy Movie   • [ ] ___ (other options)

[ ] Restaurant   • [ ] Expensive/High Class   • [ ] Small and familiar   • [ ] Fast Food

[X] Nature  • [ ] Beach  • [ ] Park  • [X] Forest      • [X] …and having a picnic

[ ] Visiting a Museum

[ ] Visiting an amusement park

[X] Visiting a haunted location

[ ] Staying at home  • [ ] Watching movies  • [ ] Playing Video Games  • [ ] Reading

[ ] ___ (other options)

The date might hopefully end with…

[ ] …holding hands

[ ] …a kiss

[ ] …in bed

[X] …knowing each other better 

[ ] …sleepover between friends 

[ ] …a marriage proposal

[X] ability to tolerate you slightly increased (other options)

Should you reblog this?:

[ ] Yes. I want to send you one.

[X] Yes.

[ ] No.

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯  “Hot or Not?” + an actual education

Send “Hot or Not?” + 1 thing and my muse will admit if they think it’s hot- or if it’s not!

What exactly are you implying!??

Fine, I’ll answer that slight of yours. Being an intellectual certainly does impress me, but it’s not enough to merely know; one must be able to put one’s knowledge to good use.

And no, I don’t necessarily associate “low” accents with a lack of intelligence.

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📂📂📂📂📂📂📂

Send “📂“ for a random yet completely useless headcanon I have

((OMG x7 THAT’S TOO MANY FINE I’LL DO MY BEST))

You know how every kid goes through an “I want to be an animal” phase? Cumulus wanted to be a human.After trying to understand why she didn’t at least want to be an avian - if any Terran creature at all, for fragssakes - Starscream sat her down for an explanation on the frailties of humans, their gross inferiority to Cybertronians, and their pitifully short lifespans.Now she no longer wants to be a human.She wants to be a minicon. Stay smol 5ver!!! :D

Cumulus has tried long and hard to let Big Seeker let her adopt a pet. No, shared ownership and responsibility of the weird thing that sort of adopted him isn’t good enough - that is his pet.One time he didn’t bother to shut the door and a few bats flew in and made a nuisance of themselves. Yes, he knows it’s a good cave, that’s why he is using it! Frag off! Starscream said the little Seeker could keep the bats if she scoured the cave clean of all their little messes, kept all doors shut at all times save the external one, and trained them.She’s still working on that last bit.

You bet your diodes he’s the type to lick the inside of an emptied goodies container… unless somebot is watching. Ahem.Even then he’ll still try to covertly run a claw in front of his mouth and fidget with the container.

He picks locks just to see if he can. Even if he has absolutely zero interest in the contents, he’ll get that damn drawer open. Of course, if what’s locked up is actually dangerous or is something he doesn’t want left unlocked where just anyone could walk right in and steal it, that’s different.So he fashioned little ‘Air Command’ decals, really tiny ones, and puts them on the inside of a closet once he’s locked it back up.NOBOT CAN STOP THE WINGED CRUSADER

‘Flappy Bird’ infuriated the frag out of him, but he finally got that damnable Platinum medal.Sadly, Cumulus learned some swears of Tiers he didn’t want her to know at all. Oops.Still worth it though.

Starscream has to bribe Cumulus to polish his wings, or rather, to polish them right. She makes swirls and designs with the polish, which then set unevenly, which then makes his wings look weird.Sigh. His stash of sweets is dwindling so quickly.

Do you know how difficult it is to find objects adequate to train an inexperienced flier in root-mode aerial acrobatics on this wretched wad of mud in the back end of the galaxy? Do you? DO YOU!?Pretty smegging difficult.Fortunately the fragile nature of the surroundings prompt yet more important lessons, such as how to judge the strength of your takeoff given the item or items you wish to carry.

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*gets The Look™ on her face. Yknow- the mischief one* *looks at the Seeker with it- and starts to leave the room* >:3

*grabs the nearest unlikely-to-cause-fatal-harm object and chucks it at her*

*also throws the next-closest object at the door sensor*

Grounded.

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HEY YA DINGUS, are we doing Thanksgiving this year? Or do you wanna tag along with me to a crazy big family gathering where literally nobody would ask questions other than a name from you because there's too many people? Also pumpkin pie.

“What do you mean we?” Groan. “If I didn’t distrust her out on her own with you, I’d let Cumulus ‘tag along’ as you so put it.”

For some reason, consuming heated avian carcass doesn’t sit well with him. Clever ground-based animals synonymous with ‘large’, however...

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▼ ❦ ☢

▼ Try to scare or startle a friend/loved one*snickers* Even if they might not enjoy it, I certainly do.

❦ Spread around someone else’s secret*innocent optics above the hint of a wicked smirk* What do you think I’m known for? Although nobot could ever prove it...

☢ Kill someone close to them for the greater goodI don’t give a frag about ‘the greater good’ so no.

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((I CAN CRUSH ON DEAD MECH IF I WANT TO STFU))

.... Do you have any pictures? Now I'm nosy, I wanna see. Or we could update an image of the current frame in a photo editor to resemble...?

I would show you my most embarrassing old baby photos in return? but they're not that interesting-

I also think it'd be good for your kiddo, especially if it brings up more memories from the old days. She wants to hear about them from you.

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Nnnnoooo, I definitely do not... *Ew, now you've only further incentivized him to never show anyone those images.*

*kicked turbo-hound optics* Q~Q

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hello yes I have accidentally developed a new obsession, hence my absence. Don't ask, please. I am simply. Returning to my trash goblin roots. .... Don't look at my phone though.

How goes it out here?

*well now he's going to have to, because Frag You that's why*

Were you ever not a 'trash goblin'? *what does that even mean? it had better be weird Earthling slang and not literal*

It 'goes' relatively smoothly, though I surprisingly would not say it has been boring, not quite. Your planet's financial situation is so hilariously unstable; I've been amusing myself by seeing how much of an impact I could make.