#wondercrow

[wondercrow]

I call this model "demon kid" but it's more alien and also not a kid.

I streamed on twitch briefly during my summer break from work in 2025, but it was fun. I hope to do it more in the future (???)

[eeveequ33n]

Sappy civilian WonderCrow, just cuz I can.

This had nothing to do with their verse but The eye scar and flannel shirt are inspired by @waiting4codot ’s Jonathan Crane.

Go listen to the codotverse, it’s pretty neat.

Do it.

@lawful-evil-novelist I still blame you. I’ll fill this whole damn tag with tooth rotting fluff, don’t think I won’t! Also I used a base but I don’t remember who made it or where I got it, so if someone else knows plz tag the artist

[lawful-evil-novelist]

Wondercrow?

send me a ship and i’ll tell you

who hogs the duvet

Diana, but Jon usually doesn’t pull back or care.

who texts/rings to check how their day is going

Jon likes hearing Diana talk about her day.

who’s the most creative when it comes to gifts

Diana has gotten Jon everything from a book he’d like to a handmade necklace made from random beads she found.

who gets up first in the morning

Diana generally, Jon is a heavy sleeper provided he actually sleeps.

who suggests new things in bed

Diana.  Jon kinda responds with “Ok, sure, this’ll be interesting.”

He’s kinda blasé about all this.

who cries at movies

Neither really.

who gives unprompted massages

Both honestly.

who fusses over the other when they’re sick

Diana can handle Jon when he’s sick but when Diana gets sick Jon lowkey panics.

who gets jealous easiest

Jon.

who has the most embarrassing taste in music

You cannot tell me Jon liking country wouldn’t be seen as embarrassing.

who collects something unusual

Diana collects fun beads and stuff.

who takes the longest to get ready

Jon.

who is the most tidy and organised

Diana, though Jon’s no slouch.

who gets most excited about the holidays

Diana’s never experienced many holidays before, so her.

who is the big spoon/little spoon

Diana is the big spoon, Jon is the little spoon.

who gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports

Both of them are pretty competitive.

who starts the most arguments

Jon honestly, because he refuses to take care of himself and Diana tries so hard to get him to eat or sleep or stop drinking so much.

Honestly most of their arguments are about Jon not taking care of himself.

who suggests that they buy a pet

Jon already has a cat and a raven, so Diana’s content with them.

what couple traditions they have

Diana and Jon get ice cream at least weekly.

what tv shows they watch together

Jon’s not much of a TV watcher, so they don’t watch many TV shows.

what other couple they hang out with

Harley insists Diana and Jon hang with her and Ivy, she did the same when with Joker but Diana kept saying no.

how they spend time together as a couple

They take walks, read, just kinda talk.  Diana likes sparring with Jon, which he finds fun but tiring.

who made the first move

Jon talks to her first if that’s what you mean.

who brings flowers home

Both but Diana does it more.

who is the best cook

Both cook fairly well but Diana loves Jon’s cooking.

[eeveequ33n]

Stupid Cupid

 I’m tired, and I should’ve gone to bed already but this has been stuck in my head for weeks and I had to get it out. it was written and edited in like 3 hours so its not perfect and I don’t know if it’ll be a full story, but here you go

Also I know very little about Robin, Diana, Oracle and Nightwing so if I get characterization wrong that’s my bad.

@lawful-evil-novelist this is all your fault

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Oracle’s voice sounded over their earpieces. “I just got a hit on Scarecrow’s location. He’s down by Ace Chemicals, and he’s not alone. He’s meeting with Angelus Kamber, a relatively new drug lord. Symptoms of his drug include eye discoloration, irregular heartbeat, tremors, dry mouth, and increased sexual appetite and stamina.”

Robin’s nose scrunched up in distaste. “Oh, gross, he’s dealing with date rape drugs now?”

“I know he’s creepy, but I didn’t think he was that kind of creepy,” Nightwing muttered

“Focus, you two,” Batman chided. News of Kamber’s drug set his teeth on edge, and he agreed with Robin—drugging someone until they said ‘yes’ wasn’t consent. Scarecrow didn’t have a history of sexual abuse, but whatever he wanted those drugs for couldn’t be good.

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The last person they expected to find was Wonder Woman.

“What brings you to our neck of the woods?” Robin questioned

She looked irritated. No, she looked mad. “My cousin Eros has been causing trouble, moving from city to city. I’ve tracked him here, and hopefully he won’t slip away this time.”

It took a lot for Diana to get mad.

Nightwing hummed. “Who’s Eros?”

“Eros is the son of Ares and Aphrodite. He’s the god of desire, sexual attraction and affection. The Romans knew him as Cupid. My dear cousin tends to get bored, and meddle in mortal relationships. He thinks it’s funny, but I don’t find anything funny about forcing people to fall in love.”

“. . . . .”

“You don’t think . . . .”

“Oracle, we need Scarecrow’s location now.”

Nightwing looked nauseous. “Jesus, talk about desperate.”

Diana frowned. “What about Scarecrow? What’s HE up to?”

“Buying sex drugs from Cupid, apparently.”

“Gahh, I just want this night to end! I don’t ever wanna think about ‘Scarecrow’ and ‘sex’ in the same sentence ever again.”

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Nothing ever went according to plan.

ONE night. One fucking night where he could just get a fucking break, that’s all he asked for. Not only had Batman found him, but Wonder Woman was hot on his tail.

They’d both brought muscle, who were keeping Nightwing and Robin occupied. Wonder Woman cut through them with fire in her eyes.

Jonathan glared at Angelus. “I thought you said you got rid of her!”

“I did!” the god insisted.

“Batman and the Batbrats are one thing, I ain’t getting my ass beat by a fuckin’ Amazon! You find me when you shake her for good!”

“Oh, don’t be such a pussy!”

“I’m only human, jackass! I’m a little more breakable than you!”

“Oh, Fine, I’ll deal with her, then.” He melted into the shadows, making his way up into the rafters just as the Dark Knight came swooping down towards Scarecrow. A solid kick to the chest sent him rolling across the floor. He was picked up and slammed into the nearest wall.

“Drugging people with fear toxin is bad enough, but this is low even for you. So if you come quietly I just might reconsider breaking every bone in your body,” Batman snarled.

Up high, Angelus conjured an ornate pink bow and arrow that seemed to shimmer and took aim at the Dark Knight. “I doubt you’ll want to do that after this,” he murmured. “At the very least, you’ll buy him dinner first.”

Several things happened at once.

Nightwing came out of nowhere and tackled Angelus just as he fired, making the shot go wide.

Scarecrow broke free of Batman’s hold, grabbed his scythe and bolted for the exit. Wonder Woman blocked his path and said scythe was the only thing that stopped her sword from cleaving him in half.

The arrow came at the wall at an angle and ricochet off, sending it towards the previously mentioned exit.

Through sheer luck, Scarecrow managed to hook his scythe around the hilt of her sword and disarm her. He knew he couldn’t kill her, but he COULD hurt her—mighty kind of Angelus to gift him a blade that could draw blood from a god. Her split second of surprise gave him an opening.

Batman and Robin were rushing to her aid, but they wouldn’t be quick enough.

“DIANA!”

Just as he was about to take a swing at her, he let out an undignified yelp as something sharp jabbed him in the ass. He stood frozen, blinking like he’d just stepped into bright light. He took one step forward, then another, gaze still fixed on Wonder Woman. She had her sword again and was braced for another attack, but it never came.

He blinked again. His heart was beating hard in his chest. His whole frame trembled.  His mouth felt like he’d swallowed cotton. For one single moment, the room spun and he felt like gravity would fail and he’d fall off the planet.

The scythe clattered to the floor.

The Scarecrow fell to his knees.

For a moment Diana was confused, still wary, but then the light caught his eyes. She took a horrified step back as he stared up at her.

It would be impossible for the others to see in the dark, but Diana had no trouble seeing that Jonathan Crane’s eyes had changed from pale blue to bright iridescent pink.

[lawful-evil-novelist]

Wondercrow legit starts out with Jon flirting with Diana and Diana trying how exactly this man Bruce warned her about is so dangerous.

[wondoodle]

[wondercrow]

"Wond, you can't just make your avatar into a Mewgenics cat" Oh yeah? Hold my Isaac.

Fiddling around with PNGTubeRemix again.

[wondercrow]