I was going to EXPLODE if I didn't draw him tonight (random Wonka mention in my server that awakened the hyperfixation which made me rewatch the movie and then draw him ) WE BALL 🗣️✨
it's me and my Wonka bs again 💃✨
I'm holding back from making a whole video essay about him 😭 i used to draw him so much back in 2020...
Headcanon that Willy Wonka likes to be choked. After all, he's an unhinged, crazy mf
It doesn't have to be suffocating pressure. Just his significant other's hands on his throat and the slight pressing of her weight is enough to drive him crazy
If she wraps her hands around his throat while kissing or feeling him up, and squeeze just enough, even during a playful argument, he'll be turned on almost instantly and forget his train of thought. It's a devious trick she likes to pull when she wants his attention but he's been too focused elsewhere
If it's during the throngs of passion, choking him especially with more force and when he's close, will sometimes result in explosive, drawn-out orgasms that has him seeing stars, whimpering, trembling, and sometimes mumbling nonsense afterwards
Just Willy and choking ❤️
(If anybody writes a fic about this, PLEASE tag me! 🤭)
Additions:
He's a vers but mainly a power bottom with women, focused on pleasure for all parties. Even with her hands on his throat, him pleading to cum and give her all he has or he'll surely most definitely die, his hips rapidly fucking up into her
A secret pervert, he's really into smells, her smell, but he'd never admit it. He'd deny deny deny, but the moment she catches him touching himself with her used panties pressed to his face, he can no longer lie
(He still will, though)
He may become a bit obsessive, like a painter needing his muse. It can cause problems due to his impulsive nature
When he wants her, his gaze zeroes-in on her and she becomes his world and attention. His green eyes gain that familiar hint of insanity, and he hardly blinks. It's like being under the gaze of a predator; a predator who wants to fuck her to high heaven
We already know he's a confectioner and chocolatier, so taste and tongue are senses he uses almost daily... She also learns that he's one of those men with a longer-than-average tongue
His tongue, paired with his impulsiveness and stamina has caused several instances of her being "trapped," his head between her thighs, his curly hair askew, and his tongue and mouth going to town
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he’s good at lockpicking & pickpocketing, so he’d make a very good thief but he doesn’t do it because he knows he was taught better by his mother and he doesn’t want to disappoint her
he is only a workaholic when it comes to his chocolate. This man would find the easiest and fastest possible way to do most other tasks
one of the only tasks that are an exemption of the above are clothing. He’s particular in what he wears, not that he has high standards but he wants to dress unapologetically like himself, and that includes deep shades of purple, red and pink for his overcoats, and more mute colors for anything below that
LOVES to read now that he can. He often visits the library and even started a mini book club with Noodle and the rest of the gang (Piper, Larry, Abacus and Lottie) but they assign themselves more than one book per month sometimes because the rest are not as fast to read books as the two of them
He is IN LOVE with Alice in Wonderland, especially the Mad Hatter.
He loves poetry too, and learned how to write his own pretty quickly and always reads it out to Noodle when he writes new poems
his guilty pleasure for books is definitely romance. He likes the thought of devoting yourself to one person, because he knows how it feels like to devote himself to chocolate, and imagining a whole other person to share everything with just fills him with so much hope and light.
this man smells just like vanilla and chocolate, and he wants to keep it that way so he learned to make his own perfume that has the unique smell of his own chocolate (this headcanon partially inspired by this fic! I love the writer sm)
definitely looks up and says ‘sorry mama,’ if he does something questionable, even if he has good intentions
unaware of ‘gender norms’ because he lived by a river with his mother as a child then stayed on sea for seven years with roughly the same group of people, so those things weren’t imposed on him especially since he was mostly raised by only his mother.
following the headcanon above, he knows both the female and male parts of the waltz and other ballroom dances and has no problem wearing skirts or dresses (though prefers pants because he’s used to wearing them and it’s easier to move around in)
and because he was raised with only a small group of people around him almost his whole life, he lives life ‘unfiltered’ which is why he is seen as eccentric and wild, because his mother found it endearing and the boat crew saw how brilliant he was and never told him to ‘tone it down.’
loves shopping with Noodle, and they have an especially good time trying out clothes together
if the Barbie movie came out around the same area and time period, him and Noodle would have definitely dressed in all pink and only Wonka would have bawled his eyes out while Noodle begrudgingly consoles him
definitely goes back out to sea for a whole month once a year, and with the same crew he was first seen with in the beginning of the film. He misses them dearly, and always shares his chocolate with them free of charge
this man has chocolates for everything—chocolates to sleep better, chocolates to enhance focus and even chocolates to calm down (either from panic attacks or intense emotions like anger)
he probably even sells chocolates with vitamins inside, mostly also for children who don’t remember or don’t want to take their vitamins, but he was careful not to make it too good so they won’t take more than the necessary daily amount
he learned to cook after the events of the movie, finding that knowledge in that area would help enhance his skill in chocolate-making. He’s good, but of course he’s not a sous chef
Different Wonkas if they were asked if they were cis
Wilder ! Wonka :
- Wouldn’t actually answer the question , ESPECIALLY if he’s being asked by one of the golden ticket winners or their parents
- Definitely wouldn’t answer in english
- “Il n'y a pas d'identité de genre derrière les expressions de genre... l'identité est constituée de manière performative par les "expressions" mêmes qui sont censées être ses résultats.”
( There is no gender identity behind gender expressions... identity is performatively constituted by the very "expressions" that are supposed to be its results. )
- He actually doesn’t care about his gender identity but he doesn’t fully subscribe to the idea of being cis
Depp ! Wonka :
- Looks at the asker like they just asked something in complete gibberish
- “Well , aren’t you nosy !”
- Smiles and keeps walking
- He’s not cis in the slightest , it’s just unclear in what way
Borle ! Wonka :
- Disgusted that someone would even ask
- Would say he’s “sis”
- Corrects the pronunciation of anyone who says he’s cis
- He’s very confusing about it and it may or may not be on purpose
I'm sorry I know this pic isn't from the movie but this suit for the premiere is the best thing to ever grace my eyes and I love this look so much
Gn!reader
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First off, Felix absolutely has fantasies about being a chocolatier king and you being his chocolate queen/king/ruler
His fantasies about it have gotten so deep like he has every little detail thought out
You'd be by his side, his equal (Honestly more like 10/90 because he'd worship you) and he's treat you like royalty like you deserve
You make him feel powerful, like he can take on anything
On the royalty note, no matter if you're rich or poor, he's giving you a life of luxury and riches
Everything he has is yours
I know his colors are green but I can't stop imagining him and his partner wearing matching stunning dark blue outfits, his being the one in the pic above from the premiere
The biggest power couple
He'd be honored if you joined him in running his company
Seriously the thought (And the pic) makes me drool
Absolutely taking into account all your preferences for his chocolate
Like how in the movie they talk about how Wonka's chocolate has all the bells and whistles and is just weird? I appreciate some more intriguing candy but (Besides fruit in my chocolate unless its a specific few) personally one of my favorites is just plain hershey's bars and I feel like Felix would use that to prove Wonka wrong
No matter what your preferences are he's going to cater to them in any way possible
Defanitely having a candy named after you
I loved 'Sweet Tooth' in the movie and if you ever had your own song or musical sequence Felix would be absolutely awestruck
No matter how devoted he is to the other rival chocolatiers in the trio he'd always listen to you over them
He'd absolutely adore you no matter your temperment but if he ever saw you channeling your inner him he'd be so proud
A lot of animals can't have a lot of chocolate if any so if you have any pets Felix would be DEVISTATED that they can't have much chocolate
A little headcanon I have for Wonka 2023 is that when it was the first February/Valentine’s Day season where the shop and factory was open, the people of the town were convinced that Wonka’s chocolate had the ability to make you fall in love.
The amusing part of all of this is: Willy never made a chocolate that made people fall in love, people were just coincidentally eating or buying his chocolate when they met their future significant others.
He totally plays along though and tell people that certain chocolates in his shop have a love potion added to them just for the Valentine’s season.
It’s all a ruse, but Willy thinks it’s nice to give those who want to fall in love the hope for romance.
Here's some personal Wonka headcannons that I've been keeping in my back pocket as part of my portrayal of Wonka in case anyone's interested:
Due to an illness in his childhood, Willy does have some trouble with pain in his leg that tends to be worse on days when the weather is poor or when standing for prolonged periods; for this reason he does find actual use in his cane even if he doesn't always need it--it is nice to have around
Although he doesn't realize it, willy is hard of hearing in both ears, though one ear is far worse than the other and will only get worse as he ages if not tended to (which it won't be since he's completely oblivious to it) Eventually in later years he goes completely deaf in the one ear.
Willy is neurodivergent, likely on the autism spectrum, possibly ADHD, and deals with some mild PTSD symptoms such as anxiety, being easily startled/jumpy, and mild occasional flashbacks. He is also dyslexic and considers himself illiterate despite being able to read some (in his main verse specifically)
Willy's experience with dogs is minimal and, therefore, he has developed a slight fear of them--at least the bigger ones. Tiddles has given him some growth in this area, but their barks still give him a start every time, even Tiddles' bark.
Although he doesn't necessarily think about this or label it himself, I've taken to considering Willy asexual, generally s3x averted, and probably aromantic. While I'm not opposed to potentially shipping with him, he's definitely somewhere on the aro spectrum, so it will take a while for him to develop any sort of feelings like that and he has not ever had them so far in his lifetime (in any verse). That said, I guess shipping isn't off the table but it's also something that has to be discussed or has to develop on its own
~But I am my father's daughter so maybe I could fix him~
You can absolutely use the "Do you know who my daddy is?" card ANYTIME
Mf would have your back in everything, anything you're going through just call him up and he'll fix it
No matter what your personality is you'll always have some of that Fickelgruber superiority in you, you can't escape it
Probably most defanitely also passes down his shopping addiction to you but he doesn't mind one bit because he has all the money you need
Defanitely spoiled, you can decide if it's spoiled brat or regular spoiled
No matter what your interests are you're going to be stocked up on everything you need and want relating to it, he's gonna shower you in gifts of the things you like
I feel like all throughout your life he'd make sure you had a real diamond necklace with your initial on it, it would be staple
He's a very busy man but he'd always try his absolute best to be there for everything in your life
Mf better get you a good dentist because he's gonna shower you with so many treats a d chocolates you're basically gonna be a kid in a candy store 24/7
Very very high standards for whoever you date oh my god
That poor person
Saying the word poor all the time to get him worked up
Your bedroom would be an absolute masterpiece, like there's this one wall in my room I'm really proud of with how I have the posters and stickers arranged and your room would absolutely be a spectacle whenever people come over
Like I said in my romantic Felix headcanons he'd love you no matter what your temperment was but if he ever saw you channeling your inner him he'd be so proud
As Matthew mentioned in an interview, the reason Fickelgruber is so snobby is because he used to not have the luxuries he currently does and is scared to lose it all, and Felix is going to make sure you never have to worry about that a day in your life
Him making sure your confidence is at its absolute highest 24/7, you come from the best and you are the best and he can't have to forgetting that
~Right? So because- it is hard to be evil whilst you're doing a step-ball-change and, you know, show hands for your child~
