#woodluce

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Happy birthday to the lumberjack ever!!!! Enjoy a picnic with your wife :3

[notnotstarving]

Woodie's quote for the beautician in Hamlet is SO adorable! I'm picturing him saving up a bunch of oincs just so Lucy can have a spa day. Get her blade waxed and polished, handle sanded smooth, maybe get a nice bow to tie around her handle.

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I see you liking my posts @gjammer. take this woodluce

[f1re-skull]

Mohawk human Lucy, you have been living in my head for way too long

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Pre-constant woodluce :3

[notnotstarving]

A Compilation of Woodluce Quotes to Prove They are Literally Canon

Part 1 because I'm obsessed

Feel free to comment your favorite one

Here they are being so cutesy and domestic:

They for sure take turns doing the chores so their honey doesn't get too tired 💕

Here they are complimenting each other so nicely:

So adorable how positive and supportive they are with one another 💕 We also know Lucy can smell (how? Idk), and she goes nuts for Woodie's piney smell!! The eggnog one isn't a compliment but it was so cute I needed to include it

They may be toothrottingly sweet, but they also have fun teasing each other:

Lucy makes fun of him more, but Woodie has his fun too every now and then 💕

Everyone knows Lucy's a tad bit possessive, she's kinda a little nervous, hot headed, and jealous little lady; But Woodie has no problem reassuring her or affirming his love for her:

I MEAN, it's really absolutely NO issue for Woodie to do this because this lady occupies every little crevice of his mind. He's literally so mindful of her all the time:

Now this is truly a man who is WHIPPED, he will do whatever his wife tells him to do:

Do you think the reason he wears white boots, white gloves, white shirt, is because Lucy says black isn't his color? Maybe she prefers him in white, and that's why he's dressed in mostly white despite it being impractical for his field of work. Like he's willing to do extra laundry to get those mud and grass stains out if it means looking good for Lucy 💕