"Hey Woody, I don't know where you got this new phon-"
"Please hold. A representative will attend your call as soon as possible."
"HUH? He told me this was his personal phone number."
[5 MINUTES LATER.]
"Hello, sir, my name is Mary Anne. How can I help you today?"
"Did I call the wrong number?"
"My name is Mary Anne and I am with Dylan Social Anxiety Services. How can I help you today?"
"I just checked; this is definitely Woody's phone number."
"Do you have an appointment?"
"What."
"If you have not made an appointment with Woody, you need to make one prior to speaking with him."
"... where can I schedule an appointment?"
"What is your name and proposed appointment location?"
"My name is Blocky, and my proposed location is my house, because I'm his best friend."
"What is your last name?"
"I have- he has a last name?"
"Nevermind, I only see one "Blocky" in this register. His next available appointment is tomorrow from 1:00 PM to 3:00 PM, is that okay?"
"Sure. Do I really need to pay for this?"
"Typically, you would, but you have a 100% off coupon. Actually, a lot of them."
"That must be nice of him."
"Would you like to pay extra for Trevor?"
"Pay extra for- no thank you, I'm good."
"In that case, Woody will be at your house tomorrow at 2:00 PM. Thank you for scheduling your appointment with Waylon Dylan Social Anxiety Services."
the line immediately hangs up
"What a prank..."
