#woossy lives

[slayerizedcarol]

"#me laughing at jessy denying her feels" I'M NOT THE ONE THAT FELL OUT OF MY CHAIR AFTER LOOKING AT A CHANYEOL GIF!!!!!!!

jizzy, it will be 2013 soon and u are still going to keep using that against me even in the moment when you will be at the altar in Anfield with Woohyun like wat is wrong with u???/

AT LEAST I CAN QUIT CERTAIN OPPARS. HERE FRAN CALL 1-800-QUITWOOHYUN. W8, NOBODY EVEN WORKS THOSE PHONE LINES. ONLY HOYA DOES, U SEE, IT'S HIS DAY JOB. PROBLEM IS THAT HE'S TOO BUSY CRUISING AROUND WITH GREASYALDO ALL DAY TO TAKE UR CALLS. SORRY FRAN, JUST ACCEPT THE FEELS.

[carolcola]

DONE WITH YOU. HE LOOKS TERRIBLE. WHY IS U STILL TRYING TO MAKE WOOSSY HAPPEN. IT WONT HAPPEN. IS THIS BECAUSE YOU'RE JEALOUS I STAN KAI AND YOU LOVE KAI. DON'T WORRY I ONLY LOOK, BUT I DON'T TOUCH. I GRAB KYUNGSOO'S TITS.

"HE LOOKS TERRIBLE." OH THEN THIS MEANS U LOOKED AT HIM AND THE STRIKE IS OBER. MY WORK HERE IS DONE THEN. WOOSSY LIVES, CHEYEAH.

WHY IS KAI EVEN BEING MENTIONED JESSY, WAT IS UR LOGIC LMAO SDJFSD STAWP DOING THIS TO URSELF.

HAY LEAVE D.O.'S TITS OUT OF DIS, SHIET. U CAN'TT. I'M GOING TO PUT MADONNA'S BRA ON KYUNGSOO'S BEWBS WITH FIREWORKS STICKING OUT SO U CAN'T TOUCH. GETTING ALL DA AHJUSSI'S EXCITED, NOPE I WON'T LET U, DIS IS SPARTA.

[carolcola]

fatgyu replied to your post: “#IDK WHY I JUST PICTURED JESSY AS SPONGEBOB WITH A WIG RIDING ON A SEAHORSE #EXCEPT IT WON’T BE A SEAHORSE #IT WILL BE LAY AS A UNICORN” AW YIZZZZ BRING IT ON! I LIVE IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER DA SEA. KAIROL ARE MY NEIGHBOURS.

IF YOU ARE SANDY THEN YOU GIVE YOUR FLOWER TO KAI BECAUSE KAI IS GR8 AND HE WILL SAVE US FROM JYP’S PLASTIC PANTS DOOM. WHEN THE SEA DRIES UP, MY PET WOOHYUN CAN KREYZ AND FILL IT UP AGAIN.

JESSY HOW MANY TIMEZ DO I HAVE TO SAY IT, KAI WILL DROWN UNDER DA SEA. HE IS NOT INVITED, THE END.

ANYWAYS, I AM NOT U, WHY WOULD I GIVE HIM MAH FLOWER. WOOHYUN GIVES U FLOWERS AND STORES THEM ALL IN HIS SHELL.

EXCUSE ME NO I AM DA BATMAN, I SAVE BIKINI BOTTOM FROM JYP'S PLASTIC PANTS OF DOOM, I DON'T NEED NO MAN.

ESPECIALLY NOT KAI. WHAT'S HE GOING TO DO ANYWAYS, BODY WAVE THE FUCK OUT OF JYP'S PANTS UNTIL THEY NATURALLY CATCH ON FIYAH AND BURN? NAH I DIDN'T THINK SO.

"WHEN THE SEA DRIES UP, MY PET WOOHYUN CAN KREYZ AND FILL IT UP AGAIN." 

THAT IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I HAVE EVER READ, SOMEONE PLAY THE FANFARES, KING NEPTUNE PLZ COME DOWN AND CRY WITH ME IN THIS PRECIOUS MOMENT OF WOOSSY LOVE.

[carolcola]

fatgyu replied to your post: IDK WHY I CAN’T WRITE ANYTHING WITH MY ASKS LIEK...

CAROLINA U SOUND LIKE A PRESSED YUNJAE SHIPPER WHEN YOU SHIP WOOSSY. JUST SAYIN.

U SOUND LIKE SOMEONE THAT NEEDS TO GET IN A SPORTS CAR LIKE JOON HEE, EXCEPT WITH WOOHYUN AND EAT OMELETTE DU FROMAGE ON DA FIRST DATE

[carolcola]

"RANDOM ASIAN PEOPLE" that's gonna hurt oppars

NO IT'S NOT. I JUST DIDN'T WANT TO SPECIFY ANY NAMES. U ACT LIKE OPPARS ACTUALLY READ MY BLOG. IF THEY DID, WOOHYUN WOULD HAVE ALREADY PROPOSED TO U.