#work lyph

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She’s so stuck up and still trying to convince me she’s mature.

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Customer: 325px by 500px is big enough for a poster right?

My Boss: Yea should be!

Me: N O .

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IF YOU NEED IT NOW THEN DO IT YOUR FUCKING SELF YOU RUDE FUCK

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I have money for food but I don’t have my key-card to get back upstairs

and I don’t feel like talking to the front desk

so I’m gonna sit under my desk and take a nap

because I didn’t sleep at all last night

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"You know that file that’s 3ft x 6ft?”

“Yea it’s too big. We need you to make it a few Megs”

*fixes it*

“Why is the quality so low???? What happened???????”

“You asked me to make it smaller, not make it pretty.”

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"WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S NOT DONE?!"

I HAVE BEEN SITTING HERE WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO COME AND EXPLAIN IT TO ME BECAUSE THE HANDWRITING IS FUCKING CHICKEN SCRATCH AND THE BIG FAT PARAGRAPHS YOU SENT ME MAKE NO FUCKING SENSE SO PLEASE TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW THIS IS MY FAULT

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I have work that needs to be done

but it's almost time to go home

and I'd rather be sitting here bored waiting to go home than working.

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Me getting out of bed: "I'm taking a nap as soon as I get to work"

Me getting ready for work: "I'm taking a nap as soon as I get to work"

Me in the car: "I'm taking a nap as soon as I get to work"

Me getting out the car: "I'm taking a nap as soon as I get to work"

Me walking to the building: "I'm taking a nap as soon as I get to work"

Me in the building: "I'm taking a nap as soon as I get to work"

Me sitting in my chair: "I've never been so fucking awake in my entire life it's bringing tears to my eyes I only had 3 hours of sleep please I just want to take a nap"