i had a moment at work today that gave me REAL big Syverson vibes.
a woman and her HUGE husband came in and they were wandering around shopping separately but when it was time to cash out she kept having to call out to him and say "babe! cmon! let's go we're done!" and he just kept saying "yeah okay!" but never came up to the register. she said to me "i'm sorry about him. he's had one too many drinks this evening i think." and laughed a little.
he finally comes up and puts his stuff down and as i go to run her card he says "wait one more thing!" and i have to cancel the payment while he runs away to get a bag of chips. he comes back, puts the bag on the register, and goes to stand behind her and is wrapping his arms around her waist and she laughs as she says "really?! all of this for THAT?! screw youuuuuu"
THIS MAN WITHOUT SKIPPING A BEAT GROWLS AGAINST THE SIDE OF HER HEAD
"i'm gonna screw YOU when we get home, woman."
REAL BIG CAPTAIN SY ENERGY IN THAT MAN IM TELLIN YA
it took MY breath away AND I WASNT EVEN INVOLVED