the construction guys I work with for this archaeological monitoring job think I’m really “hardcore” because I did all my own tattoos and smoke marlboro reds, which is hilarious because I’m just poor and anxious, whereas 80% of them are felons

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the construction guys I work with for this archaeological monitoring job think I’m really “hardcore” because I did all my own tattoos and smoke marlboro reds, which is hilarious because I’m just poor and anxious, whereas 80% of them are felons
There’s more than one conversation happening here . . .
Me [rocking the automatic espresso machine in the break room that looks like a nice cafe, getting fancy with my caramel crosshatching]
Old high-ranking corporate guy: “You seem to really got that down.”
Me: I was a barista in a past life.
Him: Isn’t this automatic machine incredible?
Me: It does a good job, but nothing’s better than doing it yourself.