SHIT MY SISTER AND I SAY WHILE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES STARTER SENTENCES. feel free to change pronouns / tense / etc!
yes, ______, i get the meme reference. you’re very hip. DON’T MAKE BIOWARE REFERENCES AT ME. please, heal me. i’m begging you. literally begging. have you ever once hit a zombie with a bullet in your entire life? just once? so, i fell down. if i die i’ll just come back in the closet, which is worse than not coming back. JUST LEAVE HIM TO DIE! OH MY GOD! i don’t think left 4 dead is the kind of game where you romance people. ______ abandoned me because i’m TRANS and they’re TRANSPHOBIC. oh, they’re on my side now. i guess they’re trans now, too. no, you see, I’M trans now, and you’re cis. we switched. oh, i didn’t get the reference. i’m revoking your gay card because you forgot that glass menagerie is a play. ______ just doesn’t know how to talk to women without hitting on them. don’t fucking look at me, you slimeball. ______ is actually in love with everyone who shows him a shred of kindness. projecting onto fictional characters again? so. about being straight. how’s…how’s that going? i like how small ______ is. hey, a katana for you! what are you, some kinda cop? you gonna beat them to death with a bat, or use a gun like soma kind of democrat? shoot the cops in the back! good lesson! bodycam can’t catch ya there! ______, i’m in love with you. i love that you just don’t know jack shit about computers. you don’t know what a graphics card is, do you? i want you to know that you can say that to ME, but if you say it to any other queer they’ll beat your ass. easy mode is easier than i thought. i like things easy. why the fuck would i make things HARD? on PURPOSE? eat the entire box of cookies or you’re a pussy.
