Jan 2, 2025
which one of you wizard assholes switched my front door with a portal to the potato dimension. i’ve been eating thru solid potato for months.
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which one of you wizard assholes switched my front door with a portal to the potato dimension. i’ve been eating thru solid potato for months.
W o r m s a r e n o t b u g s?
- b u g s - w i z a r d
technically yes, worms are not bugs. however, anyone who tries to put a bug in a box is a fool. even so, i am not “bugwizard” solely due to my own identity as a bug, but also because i love and respect bugs, as friends, family, and spell summons.
hey wizards i finally got a familiar :)
his name is belle he eats electricity
love it when my dreams give me new necromancy ideas. don’t mind the large vaguely human-shaped glittering mushrooms behind me btw. not contagious or dangerous :)
a warlock but their patron is a dead fly in a matchbox
introducing…..
WORMZARD’s WORM HAVEN!!!
have you been cursed to crawl along the ground? did you recently discover that your partner would NOT love you if you were a worm? are you a previously normal worm who has been cursed with knowledge?
we’ve all been there. but you don’t have to do it alone! just drop by the Wormzard Tower and Adjoining Gardens, where you can adjust to your new life!
wormzard’s worm haven does not take responsibility for any magical curses you may have received. wormzard’s worm haven does not promise a cure. while supplies last.
working on a new spellbook with only dirt-related spells in it.
so far i’ve got Eat Dirt (puts dirt in the target’s mouth) and Dirt Organs (turns the target’s organs into dirt) and Dirt For Brains (makes the target’s brains into dirt) unfortunakty i have over-tested Dirt For Brains and i can’t think of anything else
*small worm sigh* all the fighting on this island is becoming an annoyance. it seems to me that all of you are trying to prove your metaphorical dick is the largest. normally i wouldn’t care but the amount of toxic spell leftovers leeching into my garden is unacceptable. could we perhaps designate a specific area for wizard duels?