#worst dates ever

[jungcherie]

so 3 fucking dates for Brazil, 1 for Santiago, 1 for colombia but NOT A SINGLE ONE FOR MY FUCKING COUNTRY I'm so MAD AND DISAPPOINTED

[mrpinchy]

I'm really curious that...How about a date? What kind of date what Sig and leon would (or will) have?

When I think about it they’re kinda always on a date as long as they’re out adventuring or whatever.

It’s just a very long, frustrating date where they find trouble and kill stuff and heal up and maybe smooch now and then if they’re not mad at each other because one of them did something stupid/dangerous.  

[celestedaviscomedy]

Worst Dates Ever!

In honor of all the single people on Valentine’s Day, here are some more reasons to why dating is hard and you should still stay single!

I was single for a few years and in my struggles encountered the following scenarios:

10. Holiday/Birthday break-ups:

I had a guy break up with me on Thanksgiving with only 3 hours before he was supposed to pick me up to meet his family.  My family was all out of town so it worked out perfect for me to attend his family’s dinner. Also, I was so excited that of course I bragged to all my friends about “meeting the family.”  Nothing like being the true “turkey” on Thanksgiving.

 What could be worse than getting broken up on a holiday? A relationship ending on your Birthday. There were no fights or arguments leading up to the break up. I had dated a guy for a couple of months and he had told me earlier that he would take me out to dinner. An hour before he was to pick me up, he called to cancel the dinner and our relationship. It’s was a present that kept giving!

9. Unwanted proposal

I got proposed to in a coffee shop. It sounds romantic and spontaneous but it wasn’t. I had a guy who I went on 4 dates with. I broke it off with him and he stalked me. I was in a coffee shop and he came in and sat down at my table, told me that he was in love with me, that we were a perfect match, and then got on one knee to propose LOUDLY for everyone to hear. I said “no” and stormed out to the gasps of horror everyone gave who overheard the proposal. I didn’t even know this guy and to date, I never knew his last name.

  8. Bad clothes don’t make a bad date

Let’s face it. Most guys don’t have fashion sense. I went on a date where the  guy was wearing an original 1980 “For Member’s Only” jacket that was really faded and had stains on it, high pants, and mismatched sock with some ugly light blue sneakers. He didn’t have enough of a personality or potential looks to pull this off. I wanted to say something like “your clothes are louder than your personality!” but I refrained! 

  7. Relatable roommates

Guys who still live with their mothers at the age of 40. I wish I was kidding when I say I met more than 20 guys who this was the case for. I heard some pretty fancy excuses like they were taking care of their Moms or that they just got out of a divorce but the reality is that they were over 35 and either not being financially responsible or they were not emotionally mature or both!

  6. Road rage

I was in the car with my date. For some reason he got into some horrible road rage which “HE” started on the road and wouldn’t let it go.  He went to stop at a gas station and the guy followed us. The guy got out of the car and was obvious way bigger in height and weight than my date. I mean like HUGE! Seeing this, I get out of the car to try to get my wimpy date to back down but the huge guy was not. So I had to stand there between them and convince the huge guy that beating up a guy who weighed no more than his right arm wasn’t worth it. So he backed down and left. In an odd turn of events, I ran into the huge guy about 2 years later at a party and he told me that they only reason he backed down was that he thought I was cute!

  5. Sweat it out!

Granted, I am not a perfect person and I have sweated a little on a date that I was nervous about  in fact one of my first dates I had after a long dry spurt I was so nervous that I was way too chatty. Anyways, I had a date with a guy who sweated so profusely that I could have over looked this only if he did not “spray” a color in his hair and it is dripping down his face, neck, clothes, and table!

  4. Sit down for getting stood up!

Got stood up on Valentine’s Day. For Valentine’s Day, I had been dating a guy for three months and it was an arranged date to meet him at the restaurant he chose since he was coming from work and had a few other surprises in mind.  I arrived dressed up and excited. I sat in the restaurant at the table for well over an hour while watching other “couples” enjoy their evening. I left so heartbroken and upset. He called the next day and told me that he forgot the date “he” set up the night before. So I forgot to call him back after that!

  3. Got mouthed kissed

You are probably confused on this one. How and what is wrong with getting kissed on the mouth? No, you read that wrong. I went on one date with a guy when he leaned over to kiss me, he suckered his lips around and over my mouth and face. I kept my mouth closed and he proceeded to lick my face in the area that just so happened to be around the inside of his mouth. So imagine a suck fish that is hooked on your face around the area of your lips and your mouth is closed and they are just licking it like a spin cycle on the wash machine.  What do you say to someone after that? Thanks for re-hydrating my face!

  2. Got “tucked in” to a car

This was as odd as it sounds. I was on about the 4th date with a guy who actually picked me up in his car and took me out to a nice restaurant. We had a great time on the date and when we came back to the car, he opened my side of the car, I got in and he sort of….kind of …errr…ugghhhhh…tucked me in!  I  was wearing a dress and initially, I understood that he didn’t want it to get caught in the door but he just took it to the next level and was tucking in my dress under my legs on both sides.  At least he was efficient.

  1. Made out with a guy just to get him out of my car.

First, I was very physically attracted to my date but I didn’t have any other type of chemistry with him so I knew right then and there that there was no second date. As we are sitting in my car talking, he is lingering and I needed to leave but he wouldn’t get out. He sort of gave me an ultimatum that he was not going to get out of my car until I kissed him. He was a good looking guy. Why not? So I did. I didn’t see him again but it was well worth it!

[foodfitnessandfreedom]

Dear my lovely, lovely 399 followers

I would like for you to all take a look at this blog:

http://theworstdatesever.tumblr.com/

It's exactly what it sounds like. One of my beautiful best friends is trying to make a collection of  "The Worst Dates Ever" for a project she's working on. I'm sure she would absolutely love to hear about some of your worst encounters with the opposite sex. Please please please take a second and go over to her blog and leave a story in her ask. It's greatly appreciated by both me and of course her. Feel free to reblog this to your followers as well. Thaaaaaanks :)

Xoxo. SJ