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Reblog and tell me about your worst date ever!
I once accidentally drove my date down a one-way street towards oncoming traffic...
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How weird can dates get? Find out these true stories from people who were on a date that was too hilariously weird, you'll have a good laugh reading them.
Worst experience on a date you've had?
Ohhhh boi get ready:
So when I first started dating I met this one dude online who had mutual friends. We talked for a bit and then he asked me out. He asked to meet up at a barns and nobles and I agreed. I got there before him but I didn’t mind waiting bc I vividly remember there being a rainbow outside. I remember taking pictures and videos of it against a pink sky.
A few minutes until he showed up and parked next to me. He drove a bmw with a red interior which was pretty nice. I remember walking up to him to introduce myself and without one word he pushed his jacket towards me motioning for me to hold it. He then proceeded to dig through his trunk to fish out an umbrella. Afterwards he took his jacket back and just straight marched towards the door. At this point I wasn’t very experienced with dates so I just shrugged my shoulders and followed him to the bookstore.
I should give a description of him: he was wearing a black shirt with a skull on it that was holding its middle finger up and sweats. His hair seemed a bit oily and long and was pulled into a messy bun. He eyes were squinty and his voice was squeaky like spongebobs.
Eventually when we got inside he introduced himself and we started talking about the rainbow to which he commented “did you see all those idiot people taking pictures of it like they’ve never seen one before” i wanted to scream lmao.
Anyways after that he walked straight to the music section. He lead me to the records and told me to pick out five records. I looked at him confusedly and he told me that it was a game he played with his buds it was a clever way to get to know each other’s music taste. I played along and picked my music out in about ten minutes.
It took him 25. Twenty five goddamn minutes. At this point I was scrolling through my phone and walking around. When he finally chose his out we traded the cds. He looked through them briefly said “hmm” and put them down. That was it. Lol. He said he wanted to go to the second floor at this point. So I followed him up while he told me all his crazy stories of parties and concerts. I remember just nodding my head trying to get a word in. Eventually we arrived at the books and I asked him what his favorite author was to which he replied “I don’t like to read.” I simply looked at him. If you don’t like to read why would you suggest barns and noble as a date??????? ....Anyways we walked through the shelves and he came across some manga books and here’s how it went from there:
“OMFG THEY HAVE DRAGON BALL Z MANAGA IVE GOT TO READ THIS”
“Ok so you like manga”
“Yes but only dragon ball z, you know dragon ball z right?”
“Yeah I used to watch it as a kid”
“that’s IT??”
“..yeah”
“Wow ok well I’ll explain it to you”
To which afterwards he explained the plot of dragon ball z from start to finish for AN HOUR AND A HALF.
By the end of it I was bored and tired. We continued to walk around and to make it exciting I decided to have a scavenger hunt. I told him there was a book by dan brown I loved and the first one to find it would win. He was hesitant but eventually he was like “ughh fine” We split up. I remember finding it after ten minutes.
I started to read it. A few minutes passed by and there was no sight of him. I figured he went back to reading his manga. The store was a bit crowded with children running around. I remember hearing weird noises but shrugged it off as children playing around.
About ten minutes later I heard his voice “HOW COULD YOU NOT HAVE HEARD ME”
I looked up and he was staring at me bewildered and before I could even say “wha-“ he said:
“I’ve been making owl noises at you for the last TEN MINUTES”
....yes you read that right....owl noises....
I really tried hard not to laugh.
But that was probably the worst date I’ve ever been on and that’s only half the story lol. Let me know if you wanna know more details 😂.
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Dating is hard at the best of times, when you have a disability of any kind (oh and you're deaf and gay...) it's doubly hard! These are all true stories of terrible dates I have been on, presented in no particular order, purely for your amusement.
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Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6CRWtiRLTU&list=PLhADVL2AiGX_1z46dU4LQgI2nuIEiMeD7&index=11
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