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Care and keeping of Duroxas, by Brick: 1. Get a box. 2. Get a bigger box to put that box in. 3. DAMMIT QUEL'IVAN JUST STAY IN THERE AND DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING

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#Incredible #worstbelfna

⊙ for Haelix. c:

#haelix #lenello #sempai plz notice me #worstbelfna

Does your character make friends easily? What qualities does your character look for in a friend?

Denauriel makes friends pretty easily! He’s got a pretty charming and open disposition, and while not completely extroverted, he does have a good time getting to know people, at least on a one-on-one level.

He really looks for someone who’s going to be honest and not waste his time. If he gets the idea that someone’s being fake, or dishonest, or doesn’t really want to be around him, he’ll start to wander off.

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Does your character have any romantic preferences (besides gender)? What's a dealbreaker for your character, romance-wise?

With the advent of his self-esteem and growing control over himself, Denastien really prefers a romantic partner that can treat him as well as his ego and narcissism seems to think he should be treated. He needs to be respected, awed, and cherished, and typically won’t settle for anything less than that these days.

Similarly, a dealbreaker would have to be not receiving the attention he wants. He detests feeling neglected, and he’ll only go so far to get someone’s attention before giving up on them.

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Rank your characters: most likely to succeed.

If you were to have asked any of her family, Jasiah/Essa would have been most likely to succeed. Her family had a wonderfully ludicrous idea that they were going to somehow shove her into the fore-front of elven politics with their end-game being to set her on the throne should anything happen to both their prince and the regent lord. None of that ever happened, but regardless, Jasiah finds herself completely successful in her own eyes. For the most part.

Denastien went from being the assumed least likely to succeed to ... well, doing really nicely, actually! He is the current owner of the family estate, as well as the fortunes of hundreds of generations worth of valuable heirlooms, gold, connections and resources. He’s also well on his way to becoming a magister, and a professional cryomancer and spell weaver.

Sephar has been very successful. In a lot of things. So many things.

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$ for Isaiah and Keza? Could be intended for someone else.

Hey. What are you wearing?

#he almost wouldn't send this to tatty but I'm laughing too hard at the thought of Keza getting it #Isaiah Cure #worstbelfna

Wishlist for characters: Gryffe gets trapped under a garbage avalanche, rethinks his life, invents an exploding doughnut or something. Nifty gets six robot girlfriends and a super comfy overstuffed Old Man Chair. Braum's sex tape goes viral and he gets a medal for aiding Exile morale.

I can see it now.

Gryffe is trapped under a metric fuckton of trash, his own trash. Who knew something he loved so much could do him in so easily.He’s been trapped for just over an hour and that’s exactly one hour without snacking. This is the end. He’s done for. Might as well be pushing up daisies. Kicking the bucket. Being put out of his miserable, starving, garbage-entrapped existence. Dug his own grave in the trash. His life is flashing before his eyes....Food. He’s always loved food. Food is the one thing in his life that never failed him....Except that one time he ate that mysterious not-even-remotely-foodlike substance he found in a Thayd alleyway and got SO sick... But that doesn’t count. Because he learned a valuable lesson that day; there are things you probably shouldn’t eat, especially if it’s some dark, unidentified goop sitting all alone in the shady part of town.If his life is gonna flash before his eyes, he should probably at least recall a less nauseating memory.Among his thoughts of delicious, non-vomit-inducing foods, he recalls something gravely important. Something he had promised himself time and time again that he’d accomplish before his life unavoidably ended. Something he NEEDED before he could die a complete aurin.

Mother.

Fucking.

Flame.

Throwing.

Toaster.

HE NEEDS IT. SCREW WHAT EVERYONE ELSE SAYS! That toaster is his destiny! He can feel it in his pudge!...But wait. What about food? He’s too hungry right now to avoid bringing food into every equation that passes through his dimwitted mind. He needs to include his passion in his exploding toaster destiny too....What if....The flame throwing toaster....Shot....EXPLODING TOAST?! EXPLODING BAGELS?! EXPLODING DONUTS.HOOOOOLLLLYYYY SHIT.THIS IS IT. THIS IS HIS TRUE DESTINY. FLAME THROWING TOASTER THAT EJECTS (and toasts) EXPLODING DONUTS AT SUFFICIENTLY HIGH SPEEDS.EXCELLENT.With the remainder of what little strength he has, he gives one final push to the seemingly unyielding mound sitting atop his pudgy body--Clatter clatter. Kathunk.The hood of a vehicle falls away, exposing Gryffe to the light of day once more. It tumbles and rests stationary at the bottom of his garbage heap.Oh.That was less climactic than he wanted it to be..........EXPLODING DONUT. HOLY SHIT. THAT’S STILL A THING!Gryffe exclaims audibly as he bursts from the little pocket of trash he was nested in. “FREEEEEDOOOOOOM!” He makes a beeline straight for his den.LOOK OUT NEXUS. GRYFFE’S GOT A SECOND CHANCE AND A DESTINY TO CHASE.

...Right after a quick snack.

#this is entirely canon by the way.#gryffe copperthorn #worstbelfna