#worstdadever

[frenchbalcony]

Are you ready for Halloween? Trick or treat! #andersparsmo #happyhalloween #cartoon #worstdadever #october #autumn #cold #wednesday #scary https://www.instagram.com/p/BpmU6r7nx3e/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1anr70t58pxul

[thewanderingswordsman2030]

That's...pretty much what happened. #DragonBallZ #Goku #WorstDadEver #PiccoloRaisedGohan

[vada-blog]

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First week of school concert..... #worstdadever vs #bestdadever

[potterheadess]

you know what fuck you I had been soon good, so happy and carefree this past days and now it took you 5 minutes to make me feel like shit again, congratulations

[diariesofa30somethingwoman-blog]

Phone sex

So I (virtually) meet this guy. He's a total hottie. He calls me & starts to stimulate phone sex. Ok, been there, done that, I'll play along. Suddenly I hear "Daddy." Um...wtf. You have weekends or whatever your agreement is with your ex & ur gunna play on the phone with me?!

[ghostplants2000]

New Traditions

When I have kids, not only will they believe in Santa but I also want them to believe in the Krampus. I am part German so its part if their roots too. When they start to not believe (so let's say between eight or ten) in such kid things, I'll scare them straight. On Christmas Eve, I will dress up as the Krampus, kidnap them, and take them to the woods. There, I'll have another kid (a paid actor kid) that will be crying and saying "The kramups! It took me because I was bad. He is going to eat us" The restrains on my kid will be just loose enough so they can escape, they will untie the actor kid and make a brake for it. In the end, they have a cool story to tell and a new tradition to pass on.

[blacktofucsia-blog]

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