#worstmomever

[1stworstmomever-blog]

So...

I made a salad and roasted brussel sprouts...

And my kid got their own bowl to make their own salad...

And used their water cup for brussel sprouts...

*scared parent noises*

What alternate universe am I existing in?

Now, I'm being schooled in etiquette and manners.

*panicking parent noises*

[overthemood]

I just accidentally dropped cracker crumbs into my baby’s eye and she didn’t even notice and it’s legit making me die

[ericaluvsconrad]

Really missing our barber at @official_stayfadedbarbershop #quarantinecuts #dontdoit #worstmomever (at Fortuna Foothills, Arizona) https://www.instagram.com/p/B_LoEehpHy1jZw2zlGwx5CHMLQJUOkJg48RTHE0/?igshid=gle8ngkfr5hw

[ericaluvsconrad]

#forthernandez #quarantine #goplayoutside #worstmomever #yumaaz (at Yuma, Arizona) https://www.instagram.com/p/B_JD5RmpY9LdzRaByG5QZWP1w2t8ya2wUJeSuk0/?igshid=17uefto6crds4

[ericaluvsconrad]

I didn't get to blow my candle, so I'm still 5, Mom. #worstmomever #happybirthdayanyway #6goingon16 (at Yuma, Arizona) https://www.instagram.com/p/B4gC4fIFPXLYgbT_xoPjXryDduFJLpT6MhkyVM0/?igshid=qu6wthrjprjb

[willger]

I could pretend that Ryland is upset by the score from last weeks Sounders game in this picture, but really he’s pissed at me for not letting him have cotton candy. #worstmomever https://www.instagram.com/p/B1VKYCWgBM9xfOqJs6hAneYQni6GMjVPHISLdM0/?igshid=11id0nlq3se5t

[1stworstmomever-blog]

Just found out that a graduation party was "kid free". My spouse and I played rock paper scissors to see who goes.

I lost.

[1stworstmomever-blog]

1. Picked my kids up from the bus stop.

2. They complain they are hungry and ask me for a snack before I go to work, a normal occurence. They see the ice cream in the freezer.

3. They politely promise me that they will save me half.

4. I cave and give them the benefit of the doubt.

5. Come home from work.

6. Eat what was left: a tablespoon of ice cream.

Don't have kids if you can't get over people taking advantage of your kindness. They are tiny cons.