#wowcanons

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Awheri grunts as she tries to push herself up. She glances at Koragh just as he shrugs Wisp off him and charges for her. She closes her eyes and panics, and he hesitates as Luros' light charge hits him. She delivers a punch to his snout with her dominant hand. She yelps as she feels pain surge through her hurt arm--forgetting she landed badly on it.

I forgot I drafted this post. This was when Awheri shattered her arm when we were fighting Koragh.

This here is how she broke her arm punching the devilsaur.

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draenei headcanons more like kill me now please.

things i've thought on a LOT that i'll expand on later:

draenei lifespan similarity to light years draenei lifespan similarity to light movement in space

draenei vs eredar: ultraviolet vs infrared light draenei vs eredar: hot light vs cold light

draenei shadow priests / death knights and their relationship with the light (and god bless you Archmage Velen)

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[1:09:53 PM] Nobody Expects the Florinquisition: ah AH AH

[1:09:57 PM] Chestopher: yES?

[1:09:59 PM] Nobody Expects the Florinquisition: modern au valon

[1:10:02 PM] Chestopher: go on

[1:10:06 PM] Nobody Expects the Florinquisition: everyone thinks they take their coffee black

[1:10:13 PM] Nobody Expects the Florinquisition: they seem like the type, yeah? so people just assume

[1:10:21 PM] Chestopher: thats so funny hahahaha

[1:10:45 PM] Chestopher: its like "i assume you like black coffee because of xyz traits"

lmao nah bruh i like mine heavily sugarred and creamered

[1:11:03 PM] Nobody Expects the Florinquisition: fuckin history prof cullen comes over to spend the night and in the mornin makes them coffee & he's like "black right?"

[1:11:06 PM] Nobody Expects the Florinquisition: n valon's like

[1:11:12 PM] Chestopher: oh nooooo

[1:11:12 PM] Nobody Expects the Florinquisition: "uh. no."

[1:11:28 PM] Chestopher: me2 val

[1:11:43 PM] Nobody Expects the Florinquisition: "put fuckin 4 sugars and fill that shit with creamer. i have this really great mudslide creamer it's the shit"

[1:11:48 PM] Nobody Expects the Florinquisition: i'm cryin

[1:11:52 PM] Chestopher: niiiiiiiiiice

[1:12:12 PM] Chestopher: meanwhile varric and val go out to starbucks together and get the most sugary drink they can, varric being like "tell nobody"

[1:12:17 PM] Nobody Expects the Florinquisition: YES

[1:12:28 PM] Chestopher: as jade's family calls it

[1:12:32 PM] Chestopher: he loves the "froufrou" drinks

[1:12:34 PM] Nobody Expects the Florinquisition: yes

[1:12:56 PM] Chestopher: Narenthar arriving 15 minutes late to lift with starbucks for both him and valon

[1:13:08 PM] Nobody Expects the Florinquisition: I'M LAUGHING

[1:13:19 PM] Nobody Expects the Florinquisition: "did u bring the chocolate croissant bro"

[1:13:30 PM] Nobody Expects the Florinquisition: "bro i gotta get my choco croissant"

[1:13:37 PM] Nobody Expects the Florinquisition: "bro.."

[1:13:50 PM] Chestopher: val being like "four sugars?" "yep" "half creamer?" "yes" "did you remember the the chocolate croissant" "of courze, you zhreatened my life, vhy vould i forget"

[1:14:02 PM] Nobody Expects the Florinquisition: I'M SCREAMING THEY WOULD

[1:14:05 PM] Nobody Expects the Florinquisition: THEY WOULD I'M DEAD

[1:14:09 PM] Chestopher: "nice"

[1:14:15 PM] Nobody Expects the Florinquisition: FUCK

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Narenthar was busy lifting his heavy weights when the elf walked in. They came over, saw the power behind the Draenei, and smirked. "Hey bro, wanna lift me while I lift? I'll be lifting my bf who will probably lift something boring"

The Draenei looked up as he let the bar fall into place over his chest and neck. "Lift you zhay... I vill lift. I'll lift you and your boyfriend."

florinquisition

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Modern AU Picarrone goes into the woods and starts snapchatting Awheri. Every ten minutes Awheri gets a new snapchat of trees and nature. Not even artsy it's just

"AWHERI LOOK A TREE" "FOUND A SQUIRREL" "MORE TREES" "FLOOOWERRRRS" "thERES A BIRD HERE!!!"

homingpidgeon

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narenthar getting really excited about any kind of competition, be it sports, drinking games, cardgames, sparring.

modern AU narenthar getting hella into the prize you get from boxtops

Narenthar: Vatch me purchase all of zhese confectionary treatz to get enough box topz to go on zhe fieldtrip.

Andren: Naren....you aren't in elementary zchool

Narenthar: Zilence!

Andren: You..... you're 18 thousand yearz old

Narenthar: [looks up at him] Andren, zhis is a very precious and precize moment. Pleaze, have zum rezpect. [continues pulling box tops off of cereal boxes and cheeze its]

Andren: Narenzhar, you have an izzhue.

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andren and narenthar one night after sparring. narenthar taking his shirt off and revealing his hella hairy chest

andren: you're more of a, vhat... a bear zhan a goat, eh?

narenthar: ey, better zhan you, you hairlezz nerd [winks]

andren: excuze you I have .... [lifts shirt up] vell, I have zhis hair here