#wozza

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Today’s disabled character of the day is Wozza from Banjo Kazooie, who has arkoudaphobia

Requested by Anon

[Image Description: 3D model of a purple walrus with a pale undershirt. He has blue eyes and white tusks.]

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"Didn't she say he's a real estate agent?" says Savannah. "No, he's some other type of agent," says Cammie. "A sports agent?" says Ms. Lewis. "Yeah, a sports agent! That's it!" says Cammie. "We need to search for sports agents in Bridgeport named Roy." "He must have some really big clients if he’s driving around in a Ferrari," says Ms. Lewis. "Apparently that’s not the only thing that’s big about him, if you know what I mean,“ says Cammie. "Damn,” says Ms. Lewis. ”Saoirse really hit the jackpot, huh?" "I think I’ve found him," says Savannah. "Roy Goddard. Oh my goodness! He's the guy who got Freddie Carbone that §95 million deal with Adidas!" "SHUT. UP," shouts Cammie, digging her nails into Savannah's shoulder as she cranes her neck to look at the laptop screen. Then: "Who the fuck is Freddie Carbone?"

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Bridgeport Heights Veterinary Clinic Waiting Room, 12.51 pm.

“Hello Ms. Lewis, hello Oscar,” says Savannah. “Nadia won’t be too long. Is Oscar’s ringworm all gone now?’

Wozza’s whiskers quiver with distaste.

“Yes, thank you Savannah,” says Ms. Lewis. “Hey, we just saw the most beautiful red Ferrari pull up out the front. The guy driving it didn’t look too shabby, either. Do you know who he is? More importantly, do you know if he’s single?”  

“Oh, my God, I love Ferraris,“ says Savannah fervently. “No, I don’t know, but I wish I did. I seriously need to go and check him out. Saoirse, Cammie, can you two mind the desk and the phones for a second while I-”

Saoirse clears her throat.

“Actually, I think that must be Roy,” she says. “He drives a Ferrari.”

“Ex-cuse me?” says Savannah.

“Your bastard boyfriend drives a Ferrari?” says Cammie. “And you’ve never mentioned this before? Jesus Christ. How much is he worth?”

“I don’t know,” says Saoirse. “I’ve never asked. And I didn’t mention it before because....I didn’t really think it was worth mentioning. I mean it’s just a car, right?”

“Just a car,” repeats Cammie. “Where the hell did you meet this rich arsehole, anyway?”

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Bridgeport Heights Veterinary Clinic Waiting Room, 8.55 am.

Young Man: Hey, do you mind keeping your psycho raccoon under control? Tell him to stop hissing at my dog. 

Nick Alto: My Fifi is a female raccoon, I’ll have you know, and she is not psycho! She’s a lady! It’s your idiot dog that’s the problem. Look at her, snarling and barking and baring her teeth. Poor Fifi. It’s okay, my sweet princess, try not to let the stupid canine provoke you-

Young Man: Lola isn’t an idiot, and she isn’t stupid, either. You’re the one who’s stupid, keeping a smelly, wild, rabies-carrying animal as a pet- 

Nick Alto: How dare you! Fifi does NOT have rabies! 

With a bone-chilling, guttural chittering noise, Fifi launches herself at Lola. Lola yelps with shock, and the waiting room walls reverberate with growls and howls of pain and outrage. After less than a minute Fifi emerges victorious, Lola whimpering on the floor with her paws crossed over her nose. "Ugly fucking trash panda," spits the young man at Fifi. The lady sitting on the far end of the couch gives him a disapproving look.  

“Cover your ears, Cheeto,” she whispers to her goldfish.

Cammie walks through the door and looks around the room. She sneezes.

“Why is there fur everywhere?’ she says to Savannah. Wozza greets her with a hostile twitch of his nose.

“Mr Alto’s raccoon and Mr. Jennings’ schipperke had a slight difference of opinion,” says Savannah. She looks up from her keyboard. “Speaking of raccoons, oh my God, look at your eyes. Did you get any sleep last night? Or did Martin keep you up all night again?”

“I actually spent most of last night with Martin in the emergency ward,” says Cammie. “That’s why I’m late. I didn’t get to bed till after 5 am.”

“Oh my God,” says Savannah. “What happened? Are you okay? Is he okay?”

“I was sitting on his face when I slipped and broke his nose,” says Cammie. “You should have seen all the blood! It was worse than when I was cowgirling him last week and his dick knocked over my Goddess cup. Anyway, he had to get his nose reset. But it should be as good as new in a couple of weeks. Why are you looking at me like that, Wozza? Don’t you dare judge me for enjoying my sexual freedom. Misogynist arsehole.”

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Please list 5 facts about your favorite sim, and send this to 10 people whose sims you adore! ❤

Sorry that this sat in my inbox for so long, but I finally got a new Sim with which to answer! Meet Wozza!  ψ(^ Ф∀Ф^)ψ

1) Wozza’s owner dropped him at the Veterinarian Clinic several years ago to have a hernia operation, but never returned to pick him up. Nadia didn’t think Wozza’s prospects would be very good if he was surrendered to the local animal shelter, as he is old, arthritic and cantankerous, so the clinic became his permanent home.

2) The only person he will tolerate being close to him is Savannah, with whom he shares the reception desk. 

3) Wozza is bored by dogs, and is openly contemptuous of other cats. He is profoundly irritated by birds, and unamused by fish. He detests guinea pigs and hamsters, and the merest glimpse of a gerbil will send him into a hissing, yowling frenzy. And don’t get him started on snakes or turtles!

4) Wozza's favourite food is chicken liver. (Cammie says he would probably enjoy human liver too, given half a chance.)

5) Nobody has ever heard Wozza purr, obviously because of his anger issues.

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Wednesday 7.31 am

"Good morning, Savannah. Good morning, Wozza," says Saoirse. Wozza the desk cat gives her a creaky meow. Saoirse knows better than to try and stroke him. He glares at her as if daring her to try, then flicks his tail dismissively and proceeds to ignore her. "Good morning, Saoirse," says Savannah. "How are you?" "Okay," says Saoirse. "Is anyone else here yet?" "Nadia's checking on the inpatients," says Savannah. "Cammie doesn't start till late today." She stops typing and glances at Saoirse with a sympathetic grimace. "Did you hear from-" "Actually, I did," says Saoirse. Savannah's mouth forms an 'o' of disbelief.   "He's taking me to lunch today," Saoirse says. "He's coming here at 1 o'clock. So you can all meet him." "Oh my God," says Savannah. "So...does this mean....you're...back together?”  "I don't know for sure," says Saoirse. "He said he wanted to talk to me face-to-face about something important but he wouldn't give me any details. But I hope that's what he wants to talk about. I've missed the insufferable bastard the last few days, I really have. Not that I'll admit it to him. His ego's already the size of a small planet." "Well, I'm glad you're talking to each other again," says Savannah. "Even if Cammie won't be." "I don’t care about Cammie," says Saoirse. "All I’m thinking about is the make-up sex."

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Please list 5 facts about your favorite sim, and send this to 10 people whose sims you adore! ❤

Thank you Diana! I do enjoy receiving these (even if it does sometimes take me three months to answer them!)

This time it’s the turn of Savannah, Saoirse’s youngest co-worker, who is employed as the veterinary clinic’s receptionist. 

1) Savannah is 22.

2) She is the eldest (by 8 minutes) of nine children, and despite her youth she is centred, nurturing and mature.

3) She has a twin brother named Hugo with whom she shares a house. 

4) She is a bit of a closed book as far as her private life is concerned, much to Cammie’s frustration. 

5) She shares the clinic’s reception desk with an elderly, bad-tempered cat named Wozza. 

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A trailer for the Jamie Johnson e-gaming documentary features Aisha's actress which isn't super surprising but also Wozza's actor which is a surprise since he hasn't been on the show since S4. It was always likely that Aisha returned at some point but this could be a hint that Wozza comes back too. After all, before S5 aired there was a soccer skills promo that featured Jethro's actor which turned out to be foreshadowing his return to the show.