#wr starter

[kadavernagh]

Hello. Can someone tell me what the feck a flurrator is? I currently have several live animals in my office, running around, and the only information I have is on a sticky note that was on my door. There should be no live animals in my office other than the beetles. The flurrator delivery person was mistaken.

I think they ate one of my bones! I mean, not-- never mind. How does one remove flurrators? Is there a flurrator removal service?

Do they not realize we are going to have a fire inspection next month?

[dirtwatchman]

I am once again asking the vandals of Eluria to stop breaking the headstones. These things are expensive to replace so take your supernatural fights somewhere else.

I blame Crypt of the Red Rose.

[raisareigns]

[User thought she was responding to a dm from a work friend. She's a little hungover and not in the mood to check things like privacy settings.]

Yes, I heard it smells like marinara. That doesn't mean I want to go trapsing through the woods to test that for myself.

[lauriescages]

So has anyone figured out how to stop these cute little quakes? I'm getting real tired of the noise upsetting my schedule.

[longislandcharm]

Did you guys know that turbo coffee is amazing. I really think the whole town should get some. Maybe I should suggest that the shop give out a sample serving for all to try because it's beautiful and wonderful and everything good in this world. Please go try it, I'm positive you'll love it but I'm sure I'm coming down from it right now because the world is starting to move at a more normal pace. Please try it. Join me in this fantastic land of energy.

[ohwynne]

I just found this curious stuffed animal (I think it's an animal, at least, if it's not then it's at least still a stuffed thing) and bought it because it was such a bargain! Sorry if you had your eye on it! If you have any ideas for a name let me know. 😊

[oceansrevenge]

Siri, where is the best place to get corpse themed desserts for an impressive woman?

[franklyfrankiesfolklore]

Happy Spring! Persephone's returning from the underworld, effigies of Marzanna are being chucked into rivers, and here in the good town of Wicked's Rest, The Spring Equinox Tino-bunny will be distributing goodies if you come to the University library and visit him during my lunch break. [User inserts of photos of a french bulldog begrudgingly wearing a very cute easter bunny costume.]