My Wrestlemania 33 Review
So, since Wrestlemania is over, I’m now gonna share my feels and reactions with you for no apparent reason. :D
Obviously Spoilers.
1: WWE Cruiserweight Match, Aries vs. Neville. Neville wins.
Well, not much to say about this one. Neville and Aries are just men how can create magic in the ring, Aries proving his worth in the WWE while losing still is an accomplishment.
2: André the Giant Memorial Battle Royal Match. Mojo Rawley wins.
They did the thing everyone thought they were going to do, Rawley’s single career got legitimized with this win, good for him.
3: Intercontinental Championship Match, Ambrose vs. Corbin. Ambrose wins.
Kind of a shame that he won, I really don’t like the current Ambrose, while Corbin proved to be a worthy champ months ago.
4: AJ Styles vs. Shane McMahon. AJ wins.
This match really was a wonderful match, it was clear for me from the beginning that AJ would win, so that was the only bad thing about this Match.
5: US Title Match, Kevin Owens vs. Chris Jericho. KO wins.
The only thing logical here. Y2J is gonna leave WWE for a bit, so letting him get pushed would really be a waste of a push. In addition, Gold on Owens always looks good. But on the negative side, the ending really was just dull and anti climatic.
6: RAW Women's Title Match, Jax vs. Bayley vs.Charlotte vs. Banks. Bayley wins.
This match was average, but average being good. I sadly just don't recall anything that happened during the match, just that the ending was a bit anti- climatic.
7: THE HARDY BOYZ RETURNED YAY
In the Tag Team Match between Enzo & Cass, The Club and Sheamus and Cesaro the New Day announced that a fourth team is going to take part in the match. That fourth team was the Hardy Boyz. Loudest Pop of the night and the Hardys instantly are over, with Matt Hardy tweeting that his ‘condition’ was contained by the Crowd, mostly because WWE doesn't have the copyright for the Broken gimmick yet. They also became the WWE RAW Tag Team Champions that Night.
8: Mixed Tag Team Match, Bella&Cena vs Maryse&Miz. Cena&Bella win.
Nice ending, Cena finally proposed to Bella but the Match was bad. You could’ve taken a match like this from any other House show, nothing spectacular happened.
9: Tripple H vs. Seth Rollins. Rollins wins.
Hunter and Rollins delivered another great match. Stephanie McMahon took a bump through a Table, so props to her for doing that. Made it look real.
10: WWE Championship Match, Orton vs. Wyatt. Orton wins.
Besides the fact that the snake that followed Orton was really badly done the other graphics were on point. Wyatt made the Spider in the Ring corner twice and both times there were Images of Worms and Maggots projected onto the canvas. Looked great. NOW TO THE BAD PART: RANDY WON
Why give a guy, who lost every single Mania match he ever had, but still works his ass off a loss against someone like Orton? Orton doesn’t need that. Orton already has everything, it’s time for a proper Wyatt push, now that Rowan is back. The ending sucked too, one single RKO out of the Sister Abigail and Bray lost. VERY bad ending.
11: Universal Title Match, Lasor vs. Glodberg. Lasor winned.
All jokes aside, as predictable as this was, this match was awesome. Seeing those two guys collide at their age and still being as hard-hitting as they are, just is something to behold. I just want everyone to look at the first or second spear Goldberg delivered and how much force was behind that.
12: Smackdown Women's Championship. Naomi wins.
Of course she won, it was her home town. As much as I like Alexa Bliss and her performance, Naomi possible getting a new finisher other than the Rear View and getting one of the best pops of the entire night is great.
Oh god, Unlucky 13 and of course it’s the Undertaker vs. Reigns Match.
First off Reigns won. And that's good. Let me tell you why.
Reigns carried that match, which wasn’t bad. This match shows how much Reigns grew in his role as the big dog and how Undertaker should not be stepping into another Wrestling Ring. The old man was seriously out of breath after the first few minutes, after that reigns did actions around Undertaker while he just stood there because his cardio didn't allow much more. He is too old. He can’t do anything anymore. Reigns deserved that win, like it or not.
The Undertaker is still a Legend, but we should be happy a Legend appears on our TV, we shouldn't be scared for his life.
After Reigns left the Ring, Undertaker got up, left his Hat, his Gloves and his Coat in the middle of the ring kissed Michelle Mccool who was ringside and left, slowly. This was probably his last Wrestlemania, which is fine.
That was Wrestlemania. Pretty good.















