#writerscube2

[dreamingincolor1x1]

⁇, ✿, ø, $

Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.

[Asher] to [Maddie]: yuo know gettting drunk isnt sa fun wihout yuo

[Asher] to [Maddie]: wherr are youuuuu?

Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. 

[Asher] to [Maddie]: So I heard this house has like 50 spare bedrooms.

[Asher[ to [Maddie]: Want to see if we can find an empty one? ;) 

Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.

[Asher] to [Maddie]: There are STILL PEOPLE HERE.

[Asher] to [Maddie]: I can hear them in the kitchen.

[Asher] to [Maddie]: That’s it, I’m coming over.

Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text. 

[Asher] to [Mom] [Maddie]: Mom, for the 400th time, I don’t need you to set me up with anyone. I can figure out my own love life.

[dreamingincolor1x1]

Also these two bc i think they would be funny [text] So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?// [drunk text] Please don’t hate me I’m too tired and too dizzy to be hated

[text] So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?

[Asher] to [Maddie]: Who said I was going to pretend?

[Asher] to [Maddie]: And who said I was dating anybody?

[drunk text] Please don’t hate me I’m too tired and too dizzy to be hated

[Asher] to [Maddie]: Oh you poor baby.

[Asher] to [Maddie]: You brought that on yourself, princess.

[dreamingincolor1x1]

5 of the text things for each category. You pick!!

[text] Please don’t walk away.

[Asher] to [Maddie]: Give me a reason not to, princess.

[text] Stop falling asleep in the bathtub. You’re going to drown and die and leave me and I’m not having that.

[Asher] to [Maddie]: Aw, you’re cute when you’re worried about me.

[Asher] to [Maddie]: What about if there’s no water in the tub when I fall asleep?

[text] …The least you could do is answer, wtf.

[Asher] to [Maddie]: You know how my dad is about phones during dinner.

[Asher] to [Maddie]: I’ll make it up to you, don’t worry. ;)

[text] Sex on a rooftop - trashy or adventurous?

[Asher] to [Maddie]: Why can’t it be both?

[drunk text] but what’s the point of a Disney sing off party if you’re not here. You have to be be the Pumbaa to my Timon

[Asher] to [Maddie]: Is that still a thing?

[Asher] to [Maddie]: I thought we outgrew that when we were like seven.

and also a bonus because it made me laugh way too hard not to include it:

[text] I DON’T WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.

[Asher] to [Maddie]: I have serious questions about your priorities, princess.

[dreamingincolor1x1]

[text] FUCK YOU AND YOUR DUMB CUTE FACE

[Asher] to [Maddie]: SORRY.

[Asher] to [Maddie]: Wait what did I do?

[Asher] to [Maddie]: I’m not apologizing for my attractive face without good reason, okay?

[dreamingincolor1x1]

“%

Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.

[Asher] to [Maddie]: When’s the last time you went to Europe?

[Asher] to [Maddie]: Just wondering.

[dreamingincolor1x1]

ツ

Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.

[Asher] to [Maddie]: Guess who’s got the whole house to himself this weekend?

[Asher] to [Maddie]: If it wasn’t obvious, the answer is ME.

[Asher] to [Maddie]: So you better be coming over.

[dreamingincolor1x1]

✉

Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT.

[Asher] to [Maddie]: What is this to you?

[sophieturnerr]

@writerscube2 replied to your post “drunk af or not i still hate the word nipple. make a better word...”

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