Hello and welcome to my nonsense ✧｡٩(ˊᗜˋ )و✧*｡ Likes & Reblogs are greatly appreciated. Before you traverse my collection of shitty writing, please take the time to read through the rules below. If you’d like to read my work on AO3, here’s my account: write_shite
Note: I won’t cross-post all my old fics onto AO3, but I’ll try to remember to do so with the new ones.
Rules:
YOU DO NOT HAVE PERMISSION TO FEED ANY OF MY WORKS INTO AI, IF YOU DO I WILL CONSIDER IT BLANKET PERMISSION TO GRIND YOU INTO PULP •ᴗ•
I DON'T WRITE FOR FEMALE!READER. I write primarily for male and gender-neutral readers; my blog is catered explicitly for these two demographics. I am Agendered and generally tend to fit between these two categories in fanfiction and life, and often find it hard to find fics to read that aren't all female readers. If you don't like that, you are more than welcome to leave. If you are a female user/reader, etc. I ask you to remain respectful in your interactions at all times.
Additionally, I write for characters that I personally am interested in or have some attraction to, it's only fair because otherwise I'm not putting my all into the writing. So my acceptance and/or denial of requests depends on whether or not I am interested in the character. Plus, my brain flip-flops between interests, so sometimes you'll see me post a lot of fanfic about one character, piece of media and/or trope, and then I'll switch to another.
Navigation:
All fandoms have been collected into separate masterlists (all arranged alphabetically), most fics have AU tags, you can find them on the fic post, if you type the AU tag in the serach you'll find any drabbles and additional fics connected to them. The masterlists ONLY have fics. All Masterlists can be found under the tags #writeshite_masterlist and/or #shitemasterlist
What I will write:
male!reader
gender-neutral reader
smut
angst
fluff
comfort
headcanons
drabbles
series
dub-con
What I won't write:
female!reader
necrophilia
real people
pedophilia
age play
offensive/harmful things
non-con
If you're not 100% sure about anything, feel free to DM me for questions or pop in the ask box, and I'll do my best to clarify. If any of the links are broken, don't hesitate to notify me either. In terms of requests, I have the right to refuse a request if I feel uncomfortable with it in any way or don't think I can write it to the best of my abilities. I will do my best to bring you all writing of excellent and concise quality as regularly as possible.
Additionally, understand that these are works of fiction. I'm fine with writing for topics such as organised crime, war, mental illness, abuse, etc. and will do my best to tag and add warnings to keep you informed to the best of my abilities. If you think I have missed a tag, then please don't hesitate to notify me on that.
Do not argue or start anything with me regarding not writing for female!readers at any given time, I am running on less sleep than I should and am ready to throw hands with the Gods. There is already a vast abundance of female!reader content I am merely here to provide for the rest of us who do not fall in that category. If I see you flooding my ask box with arguments or just being an arse about it I will come for you in your dreams and devour your soul 🙃
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COLORFUL CLOUDS ☁️✨ by @uzmacchiato
Starry Deep Blue 🌊💙 by @uzmacchiato
Updated 27th October 2025
A Song of Ice and Fire
Characters:
Jon Snow
Robb Stark
Baldur's Gate 3
Characters:
Astarion
The Boys
Characters:
Billy Butcher
Homelander
Soldier Boy
Criminal Minds
Characters:
Spencer Reid
DC
Characters:
Arthur Curry
Doctor Who
Characters:
9th Doctor
10th Doctor
13th Doctor
The Gray Man
Characters:
Lloyd Hansen
Grey's Anatomy
Characters:
Mark Sloan
Alex Karev
Knives Out
Characters:
Ransom Drysdale
Lucifer
Characters:
Lucifer Morningstar
Marvel
Characters:
Bucky Barnes
Eddie Brock/Venom
Thor Odinson
Steve Rogers
Sam Wilson
Tony Stark
Artwork in the banner is from the 2022 (?) ASOIAF Calendar Cover Page.
Divider Credits:
Starry Deep Blue 🌊💙 by @uzmacchiato
Updated 27th October 2025
Billy Hargrove
Mouthy Little Slut
Main AU Tag:
N/A
Summary:
Request from Anon: Bonjour 👀 It is I just on anon! I was wondering if I could request a Billy Hargrove x bottom!male reader smut. This might be confusing but I’m gonna try my best here - So basically, the reader is cocky, doesn’t let up to Billy’s bullying, doesn’t really care. This makes Billy even angrier, and one day reader says some off-hand remark and Billy is like “What did you just say?” and pins him to the wall. Yadda yadda smut ensues IDK 🫣 If you need suggestions for kinks maybe uhh degradation with a mix of rough sex mayhaps…
Pretty Boy
Main AU Tag:
N/A
Summary:
Request from Anon: HIIII I’m so impressed with your writing it’s so rare to find x male readers where reader isn’t some stereotypical twink boy so ur fics r SO REFRESHING praise praise god bless. ANWAYS I have come to your doorstep to request perhaps a part 2 to Mouthy Little Slut? I’m down so bad for Billy and you write him so well. I’m thinking reader and Billy continue with their little thing they have going on and reader of course antagonizes Billy all the damn time but it’s noticeable to others now how Billy can control reader now with a simple flick of a finger or low, short whisper, basically how much more “tame” he’s gotten to be at Billy’s command. I can’t think how but maybe a smut scene could be incorporated some where? With either lots of praise or ofc reader being an asshat and messing with billy so very fun happenings ensue !!!!
With A Taste Of Your Lips
Main AU Tag:
N/A
Summary:
Request From Anon: Male reader x Billy Hargrove smut? Reader is a Gothic emo nerd kid in the class who is known for loving dnd, being one of the only ones who openly liked men, and overall a bad ass person, and Billy & him have a rival relationship, always competing in everything, but one day Billy finds out that reader is into machosism/pain kink? And Billy starts enjoying to pull at their hair, inflicting pain onto him sometimes, liking to see that he makes pleasurable noises to it, and maybe one day during a party, Billy fucks him hardcore in a bathroom, and they start a secret sex relationship from then on? ;)
Himbo Reader
Main AU Tag:
N/A
Summary:
Day one of asking for billy hargrove x himbo reader (smut and fluff)
Eddie Munson
Playing House
Main AU Tag:
N/A
Summary:
Eddie ‘the freak’ Munson did not think he would ever get the chance to play house, at least with anyone in Hawkins; I mean, have you seen this town? He swallowed his words the second he saw you deck Jason and a few of his basketball friends. The freak in love with the beast, a classic not really fairytale.
This Is Music
Main AU Tag:
N/A
Summary:
Request From Anon: eddie x male reader who does corpse paint and listens to heavy metal hcs?
High on Cloud Nine
Main AU Tag:
N/A
Summary:
Request from @munsonlovrr: wanted to share this since I cant write
(Eddie munson sm🙂t prompt. Cw weed lmfao)
You and Eddie get high together but the substance has more of an affect on him than you think. His voice is low and shakey as he tries to control himself, he says he's getting up to go get a drink but when he comes back with handcuffs chained to his belt loops, pressing himself up to you as you cluelessly stand facing the bed taking another hit, the coldness of his rings traveling up your body sending little shivers down your spine. Before you look over at your bestfriend you hear a low whisper as a warm mouth grazes your neck "y/n do you ever think about me?"
(Roles can be reversed if u like sub munson 💁♂️)
Steve Harrington
Guilty As Charged
Main AU Tag:
N/A
Summary:
Request from Anon: it’s ur fellow anon here!! just wanted to request bratty!sub!steve harrington x dom!male reader smut! steve wants to be a brat to y/n abt something stupid, so be it. he gonna get punished tho 😏
Chaotic Attraction
Main AU Tag:
N/A
Summary:
Request From Anon: Okay would I be able to request a Steve Harrington x male reader it can be 1/2 parts cause I kinda want it to end with a smut (bottom reader) but could you do like the reader and Steve have a really good bond and are very close like basically dating but also no title cause they’re bestfriends with feelings even tho they don’t admit it (if you get that; kinda unspoken deeper connection) and the reader has powers like chaos magic and is constantly trying to go toe to toe with some of the big bads cause they’d do anything to protect their friends…(could include male reader and bestfriendships with Robin Nancy and max) but Steve always gets too stressed seeing the guy he’s in love with in danger and one time he just blows up saying that the reader can’t distract the villain cause it’s just too dangerous and they have to confront all the feelings…flash forward to after the fight reader and Steve smut maybe?
Idk where the photo is from or why it is the way it is but I had to have it 💀
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Starry Deep Blue 🌊💙 by @uzmacchiato
Updated 26th October 2025
Mark Sloan
Chivalrous Gentleman
Main AU Tag:
N/A
Summary:
Request from @wolf-knights: Hi there, can I request a mark sloan fic, I'm loving the fics you have already written both the fluff and angsty one. ❤️
Mark Sloan's ABCs In Smut
Main AU Tag:
N/A
Summary:
Request from Anon: Smut ABC’s with Mark Sloan? From A-Z if you could!
Old & In Love
Main AU Tag:
N/A
Summary:
Request From Anon: If its okay- Can I request more mark sloan x male reader 👉👈 Like I read the one you made and its so good! and sadly its literally the only mark sloan x m.reader in tumblr i think-
It's The Little Things That Make Fall In Love With You
Main AU Tag:
N/A
Summary:
Request From Anon: Had the idea for something with Mark where there’s a new doctor transferred to the hospital. The doctor’s this hot, badass, takes-no-bullshit type guy and Mark immediately tries to flirt and get them to sleep with him when he gets there. He’s confused when the doctor always turns him down every time so Mark just thinks he’s losing his magic. After a few more attempts, he decides to take another apporach by trying to get to know him better personally, and being assigned to cases together gives Mark the chance to do so. They grow a friendship, and Mark’s surprised to see a soft side to the usually work-driven, serious doctor he’s used to seeing. The friendship eventually grows into something romantic, but the doctor isn’t the hooking up and sleeping around type so Mark gets his act together to be a good partner for him. Maybe they even have a couple nickname given by the doctors in the hospital they find about later?
Tumble Weed
Main AU Tag:
N/A
Summary:
Request From Anon: Hello! Would it be possible to ask for a Mark fic where the reader takes some weed cookies by accident like how it happened in 14x20 (clever with the ep choice) and he’s just super giggly and more affectionate than usual with Mark, and Mark finds it amusing while trying to calm him down a little. Yes, I know Mark canonically isn’t in the episode, but I don’t wanna talk about it lmao
Dying's Not For Everyone
Main AU Tag:
N/A
Summary:
Request From @nathannathan19: Hi, could I ask for another Mark Sloan fic? It could be in an AU where he's a god, maybe Dionysus, and the reader is a mortal who ends up becoming a god by falling in love and marrying him.
Not A Day Goes By, I Don't Think Of You
Main AU Tag:
N/A
Summary:
Request From Anon: Would you be alright with writing some Mark angst where Mark and the reader are exes, and they didn’t end in good terms. Mark is trying to change his ways to be a better man to prove he wants them back but the Reader has a lot of anger towards him still. Mark gets hurt really bad, and has to be taken in for an emergency procedure since he’s between life akd death. The ex is the only one who can perform it since he’s the only specialist in the area. After successfully finishing the surgery and waits for Mark to wake in recovery, he thinks about all the times Mark made an effort to fix things and actually meant it so when Mark does wake, they talk things out amd start over.
Bad Shit Happens Sometimes
Main AU Tag:
N/A
Summary:
Request From @denim-devil: Seriously no rush or anything but, maybe comforting Mark after a hard day of work, maybe a patient coding/dying on his hands actually jarred him or something, like really affected him and you just coddle him for the evening, maybe with some kisses and affirmations, Mark letting his emotions be shown for once?… thank you!
Alex Karev
The Way Old Friends Do
Main AU Tag:
N/A
Summary:
Request From Anon: Alex and MR are best friends from medical school and are both in the same residency class and they both have crushes on each other. MR sees Meredith mess with the Alzheimer’s trial but doesn’t say anything, but Alex sees what Meredith does and finds out that MR knows about it. When a drunk Alex tells Owen that Meredith mess with the trial, he also tells Owen that MR knew about it but didn’t say anything getting Meredith and MR both in trouble. MR confronts Alex about what he did and is angry with Alex leading to him not speaking to Alex for weeks making Alex sad since now he lost his best friend. Alex does everything he can do gain that trust, and in the end, he ends up gaining MR trust back and confesses to him and both share their feelings for each other.
Series
Bleeding Heart - Series
Pairings
Mark Sloan x Male Reader
Main AU Tag:
Bleeding Heart Series
Summary:
They say love comes in many forms, for you it came, chew you up, spat you out, and left you a broken mess. It looks like it might have returned, gods know how you'll handle it this time.
More Than A Passing Fancy - Series
Pairings
Mark Sloan x Male Reader
Main AU Tag:
More Than A Passing Fancy AU
Summary:
Seattle Grace is like school, if you miss a day, you’ll miss out on a lot. Unfortunately for you, you’d missed several days, and returned to the masterpiece that is Doctor Mark Sloan - who would love nothing more than to start something serious with you, despite some people's disbelief in that.
“Huh, impressive, Dr. Reid; you’re a smart cookie.” You hold a door open, and he passes through; confused, he turns back.
“Smart cookie?”
“Yeah, you know, clever, intelligent,” you explained, “a smart cookie.”
Pairings:
Spencer Reid x Male Reader
Main AU Tag:
#Smart Cookie Universe :)
Tags:
Fluff | Inaccurate Laws Probably | First Meetings | Tattooed Reader (Because I Don't See Enough Of That) | I Shook Spencer & Insecurities Fell Out | Inaccurate Laws & Profiling Probably (Take What I Write With A Grain Of Salt 😀)
Status: Ongoing
Author's Note:
Is it a stupid banner? Maybe, but I'm committing to the cookie theme 😤 and also very much in love with this AU (and Spencer) and have been considering making another fic so why not. I have another AU (the Unsub Reader one) for him, I'm still workshopping (as of 6/11/2025), so I'll throw all the Smart Cookie-related fics into this masterlist.
All drabbles can be found under the Main AU Tag (click it and you'll find them all 😊)
Divider Credits:
COOKIE & BISCUIT DIVIDERS 🍪🥠 by @uzmacchiato
Updated 21st November 2025
Smart Cookie
Main AU Tag:
#Smart Cookie Universe :)
Summary:
“Huh, impressive, Dr. Reid; you’re a smart cookie.” You hold a door open, and he passes through; confused, he turns back.
“Smart cookie?”
“Yeah, you know, clever, intelligent,” you explained, “a smart cookie.”
NON-CANON WORKS
Works no longer considered canon to the AU
Love You To The Moon & Back
Main AU Tag:
#Smart Cookie Universe :)
Summary:
Request From Anon: would you write more of the smart cookie fic? I'm just very very into it and would love a part 2 🫶🏻
Just like with the DC Masterlist, this isn't necessarily restricted to one universe (comic, mcu, etc.) it can be either one or a combo of all depending on the fic. Cover page art by Alex Ross, did I pick it cause I can see Thor's arms bulging? Yes! The Cosmic Boyfriend AU doesn't really have an AU tag I fear but I'm hoping all of it is connected to this Masterlist 😭
Divider Credits:
Starry Deep Blue 🌊💙 by @uzmacchiato
Updated 26th October 2025
Bucky Barnes
Who's The Short One Now Fucker?
Main AU Tag:
N/A
Summary:
Sometimes even people as tall as Bucky will find others taller than them, others of course, being you.
Sir, Yes, Sir
Main AU Tag:
N/A
Summary:
It is said that the human anus can stretch seven inches before taking damage, and a raccoon can squeeze through holes as small as four inches; therefore, one could take two raccoons up one’s ass. What does this have to do with taking three dicks up your ass? Well, everything, considering said dicks could be categorized in the super department.
NSFW Headcanons
Main AU Tag:
N/A
Summary:
Request from Anon: could you please write bucky nsfw alphabet too?
Eddie Brock/Venom
I Need to Pee
Main AU Tag:
N/A
Summary:
If a cat falls asleep on you, you're not allowed to move, if Venom and Eddie fall asleep on you, they don't let you move.
Spring and Death
Main AU Tag:
N/A
Summary:
It is said the god of death holds no love for anyone, that a demon befell from the heavens and tarnished the death god. At least that’s what your mother said
Catch Me If You Can
Main AU Tag:
N/A
Summary:
Request from @nekoprankster218: I got a craving for a Venom fic premise where the OC/reader is a criminal and can't find anything like it yet. So how 'bout a reader who's a minor criminal (minor as in doesn't harm anyone with the exception of self-defense) that keeps evading and fending off Venom (+ Eddie), and playfully taunts the vigilante duo (maybe flirty too?), until the day Venom finally captures them. But by then, both parties have grown too fond of each other.
Stood Up
Main AU Tag:
N/A
Summary:
Eddie was more than aware he'd been stood up; thank goodness a handsome stranger came along and saved what would've been a shitty night.
An Eldritch God For a Boyfriend? Yes Please
Main AU Tag:
N/A
Summary:
Request from @brieffarmpeanutpersona: Ok so we cosmic god, alien boyfriend. But what about Eddie and Venom with a boyfriend that's an eldritch god? Headcanons or scenarios, whatever you want
Chunky Forest Boyfriend
Main AU Tag:
N/A
Summary:
Request from Anon: Can I get a headcanon or scenario Eddie and V with a large chunky forest spirit boyfriend. (why can I imagine them using him either as a pillow or a bed depending on how large he is)
King's Consort
Main AU Tag:
N/A
Summary:
In the span of a week, Eddie went from penniless servant to consort to the fucking king.
Headcanons for a Short Twink Boyfriend
Main AU Tag:
N/A
Summary:
Request from @untitled63480 : How about a short alien twink S/O with venom/eddie
Lingerie Surprise
Main AU Tag:
N/A
Summary:
Request from Anon: Hello :3 Can I request headcanons of Venom and Eddie by the male reader surprising them in lingerie?
Sleep No More
Main AU Tag:
N/A
Summary:
Request from Anon: how would Eddie and v deal with a bf that was cursed to lose his ability to sleep
One Feral Little Moth
Main AU Tag:
N/A
Summary:
Request from Anon: How about a Mothman x Venom/Eddie S/O
Heavenly Body
Main AU Tag:
N/A
Summary:
Request from @pupuurin: I need more Eddie fucking his twink alien bf rawrsksjskhjk👹👹👹👹
Bunny, Hop, Hop
Main AU Tag:
N/A
Summary:
Request From Anon: We have a lot of himbos here with not but Eddie and venom with himbo bunny male reader reader have pair of bunny ears and a fluffy cotton tail and perfect muscles and a pair of huge tiddies and since he is a rabbit he will breed Eddie and venom headcanons
Thor Odinson
Little Rascal
Main AU Tag:
N/A
Summary:
There's a good chance that falling for your son's teacher was like the number one no-no, but hey when have you ever been the one to stick to the rules?
Blessed with Lingerie
Main AU Tag:
N/A
Summary:
Request from @isaacloveswwe: Hi I'm new to your blog and I really love your fics! Can I request a smutty headcanon for thor x black male reader (reader wears lingerie but finally has the confidence to wear it around thor).
These Hands Hold Me Close
Main AU Tag:
N/A
Summary:
“How am I meant to move on with my life?” He asked once the tears subsided, “These hands have only known battle, but there is no more of that, and peace feels worlds away.” He drew back, solemnly gazing down at his trembling hands.
Blessed By The Gods
Main AU Tag:
N/A
Summary:
Thor Odinson. How does one encapsulate the majesty that is Thor Odinson? Some had called him handsome, others a dream hunk; personally, you’d call him that and more. And flirty. You’d also call him flirty, very, very flirty.
Rewrite Reality
Main AU Tag:
N/A
Summary:
“It worked…” Thor’s familiar voice sounded; he ran forward, gathering you in his arms, and muttered those words repeatedly. “It actually worked.”
“Thor?” you questioned, drawing back to look him in the eye; his hair was longer and messier, he had bags under his eye, and his beard was grown. His eyes, though, they were icier, icier than they should be, and his eyepatch partially covered a lightning-shaped scar that stretched from his chin up to his forehead. “What happened to you?”
Soft Moments
Main AU Tag:
N/A
Summary:
Request from Anon: tugs at collar Um, so I don't know what comic THAT art of Thor is from but I need more of him in my life like yesterday 👀
Steve Rogers
Saddle Up Partner
Main AU Tag:
N/A
Summary:
You huff, “Anything you can tell me about the sheriff? Is he rough? Does he cry as some of the others do?” You ask, leaning against the door, “Come on, Nat, you’ve slept with him; what’s he like in bed?”
“You’ll find out, but a word of advice, don’t expect to walk much tomorrow.”
Backstage Pass
Main AU Tag:
N/A
Summary:
Request from @issacloveswwe: Hi it's me again! I was wondering if you could do a smutty fic for bodyguard Steve Rogers x Black Male Reader? Reader is a stripper and Steve is the bouncer/bodyguard and he is just smitten by the reader because the reader wears revealing lingerie when he performs. Reader notices this and invites Steve to the back for some fun 😏
Sir, Yes, Sir
Main AU Tag:
N/A
Summary:
It is said that the human anus can stretch seven inches before taking damage, and a raccoon can squeeze through holes as small as four inches; therefore, one could take two raccoons up one’s ass. What does this have to do with taking three dicks up your ass? Well, everything, considering said dicks could be categorized in the super department.
Sweet Devil
Main AU Tag:
N/A
Summary:
Request from Anon: Is it ok to ask for Soft incubus m/n x steve rogers, both secretly dating please 🥰
Death Shan't Do Us Apart
Main AU Tag:
N/A
Summary:
You turned away, shrinking into yourself, “I just want to see my husband….” you lamented.You may think Steve neglects you, but Bucky sees it firsthand, the eerie way your husband watches you from a distance, the way he licks his lips when he catches a whiff of your scent. Yes, he pitied you, but he’d much rather you despise him that you fall prey to what was left of your husband.
Sam Wilson
Sir, Yes, Sir
Main AU Tag:
N/A
Summary:
It is said that the human anus can stretch seven inches before taking damage, and a raccoon can squeeze through holes as small as four inches; therefore, one could take two raccoons up one’s ass. What does this have to do with taking three dicks up your ass? Well, everything, considering said dicks could be categorized in the super department.
Tony Stark
Krampusbesuch
Main AU Tag:
N/A
Summary:
Running into the woods was never a good idea, much less in the middle of the night, with snow all around. There was also the fact that Tony couldn’t see shit, but hey, impulsive decisions led to shitty situations. At least the weather was nice.
Series
Cosmic Boyfriend Shenanigans - Series
Pairings:
Eddie Brock/Venom x Cosmic God Reader
Main AU Tag:
Cosmic Boyfriend Shenanigans or Cosmic God!Reader
Summary:
A chronicle of writings dedicated to Eddie and Venom with a cosmic god for a boyfriend. With the added bonus of the two as the himbos, they were born to be.
Four-Armed Boyfriend for the Himbos - Series
Pairings:
Eddie Brock/Venom x Alien Reader
Main AU Tag:
Four Armed Boyfriend For The Himbos
Summary:
Another set of scenarios, involving Eddie, Venom, and a tall beefy alien, this time with four arms and a tail, the four-armed beefy boyfriend is a little more growly, but he only bites when his boyfriends ask.
Il ne faut rien laisser au hasard. - Series
Pairings:
Eddie Brock/Venom x Alien Reader
Main AU Tag:
Steve Rogers x Male Reader
Summary:
Are you dating a mafia boss? Technically yes. Is it bad? Maybe, who knows. At least he's cute
Match Made In Valhalla - Series
Pairings:
Thor Odinson x Male Reader
Main AU Tag:
Match Made In Valhalla
Summary:
Were it up to Thor, he would raze the ground where he stood so he could not marry. But alas, the duty of a king is to his people first, and if that duty entails marriage, Thor will - begrudgingly - do so.
I'm trying to do these in alphabetical order, and only just now realising that Homelander has the most fics lmfao
Divider Credits:
Starry Deep Blue 🌊💙 by @uzmacchiato
Updated 26th October 2025
Billy Butcher
Light Of My Life
Main AU Tag:
N/A
Summary:
“You might not see me shine again if you keep this up,” you lament. “Then, I’d have tasted the heavens and been touched by an angel.”
Homelander
All’s Fair In Love and War
Main AU Tag:
N/A
Summary:
“How would you like it if someone told you to stop sleeping around like the manwhore that you are?” He jabs back.Your hand goes to his face; roses wind up your arm, and the thorns prick at his skin as they come up to your fingers, “We may be lovers, darling, but need I remind you I won’t hesitate to strangle you,” you darkly tell him, stroking his cheek. “Oh, my poor sweet darling,” you coo, voice changing tone; Homelander’s body grows lax, and the rose on your hand puffs out a cloud of spores.
Good Natured
Main AU Tag:
Flower 🌸 AU
Summary:
Request from @ayamethewitch: There are a great many mysteries in this world; some are solved by the advent of science, others remain secrets of the universe, but without a doubt, perhaps the greatest mystery known to humanity is how you willingly dated and continue to date the Homelander.
Lay All Your Love On Me
Main AU Tag:
N/A
Summary:
Request From Anon: Can you write homelander x male reader?
Look Into His Angel Eyes
Main AU Tag:
Empath Assistance AU
Summary:
Request From Anon: Male reader x homelander please, with smut and seduces him to become the good superhero, please?
One Look And You're Hypnotized
Main AU Tag:
Empath Assistance AU
Summary:
Request From Anon: I absolutely love the homelander x therapist smut! Can I request a part two where John wants the reader to top him? Fluffy smut too
Unplanned Attraction
Main AU Tag:
N/A
Summary:
Request From Anon: Hey I love your writing could you do one where Homelander finds out that Male Supe!Reader has kids because he's always late to meetings. And maybe fluffy ending where Supe!Reader stands up to Homelander saying he would rather give up his powers if it means he can still have his kids and Homelander being impressed that he asked him out?
You Are My Sunshine, My Only Sunshine
Main AU Tag:
N/A
Summary:
Request From Anon: I'm on my knees begging for more Homelander stuff
Soldier Boy
Pose For Me
Main AU Tag:
N/A
Summary:
Request From Anon: Soldier boy 😩😩😩😩👌👌👌😍😍😍 If you write for him I’ll love you even more 🥺🥺🥺
My Love, My Life
Main AU Tag:
N/A
Summary:
Request From Anon: Hi there, I just read your soldier boy fic and when I say I'm deeply in love with it I mean it! So I wanted to request something for the soldier boy with ftm reader… {this is a small plot} Ben could be meeting reader through one of his friends or something and instantly has feelings for reader which progress to smut and after a time skip you see them getting married. Sorry if this too specific and if you don't feel comfortable writing it, it's okay. Thank you ❤️
Doing the banners in Canva is lowkey hella fun, but also frustrating cause some pieces of media don't have good posters to nab lol
Divider Credits:
Starry Deep Blue 🌊💙 by @uzmacchiato
Updated 26th October 2025
Lucifer Morningstar
Hunger For The Devil
Main AU Tag:
N/A
Summary:
Request from @houseofalexo: So here's the plot. M/N is a sin, but not just any sin he's the Sin of Gluttony(Beelzebub). So I'm thinking this is how they met. M/N was in a restaurant eating a lot of foods, and Lucifer is intrigued by M/N, because M/N eats a lot but was able to maintain a healthy body. Lean and fit. At one point someone or more then a few people, tries to hit on M/N, but he just ignores them. And the people don't like that, so they threw M/N food to the ground, and M/N being the sin of gluttony became very angry. Fast forawrd, M/N won the battle againat the people. I'm thinking of a diologue like. "I am Beelzebub! The Sin of Gluttony!" for when he reveals himself. And maybe after fighting the people he's like, "I would've devour you, but I don't eat trash/shit!" Lucifer is turned on. But he decided to go the gentleman route, and ask M/N out for a date. M/N is like, if there's food he'll go. So during the date, Lucifer ask M/N to be his lover. M/N accepts. And after the date they went back to Lucifer's penthouse and smut.
