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Writing Pro Tip #???

The Writingprotps Administration would like to remind you that contradictions are a natural part of life and nothing to worry about. Except that they are a unnatural and horrific phenomenons from the depths of hell and despair, oh lord, oh lord have mercy…

Except that they don’t exists. Everything is fine. There is nothing to worry about.

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Writing Pro Tip #40

The Writingprotps Administration would like to remind you that you do not have to commit terrible acts of murder to write about them. We unfortunately found this out the hard way.

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Writing Pro Tip #39

Having trouble writing a murder mystery? Commit murder, then write about it. Write what you know.

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Writing Pro Tip #37

Write an entire booklet of random, unrelated words. Cut this booklet into small pieces and shoot it out of an confetti cannon, then reassemble it. We’re not sure if this will help you as writer, per se, but it does sound lots of fun, doesn’t it? (This is how some Holywood scripts are produced, so the method is foolproof.)

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Writing Pro Tip #36

Improve your writing with Gold Fish(TM), the snack that smiles back.

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Writing Pro Tip #34

Books are stupid. Throw boys at them.

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Writing Pro Tip #33

Sunglasses and Liam Neesson make everything cooler. Just throwing that out there.

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Writing Pro Tip #32

Jenkins was so handsome. Jenny couldn’t get over how handsome. She was entranced by him. By his rough skin. By his big eyes. His many, big, bulbous eyes.

Jenkins was a potato.