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Writing Pro Tip #23.5
It is said that the Pen is mightier than the Sword. This is true. It is also less likely to get confiscated by the TSA on your next trip to Miami.
Amendment: it is
slightly
less likely to get confiscated by the TSA on your next trip to Miami.
Writing Pro Tip #???
The Writingprotps Administration would like to remind you that contradictions are a natural part of life and nothing to worry about. Except that they are a unnatural and horrific phenomenons from the depths of hell and despair, oh lord, oh lord have mercy…
Except that they don’t exists. Everything is fine. There is nothing to worry about.
Writing Pro Tip #40
The Writingprotps Administration would like to remind you that you do not have to commit terrible acts of murder to write about them. We unfortunately found this out the hard way.
Writing Pro Tip #39
Having trouble writing a murder mystery? Commit murder, then write about it. Write what you know.
Writing Pro Tip #38
Mary Sues. Everyone knows what they’re like and how annoying they are, but they don’t know exactly what they are. Actually, you don’t find them annoying either. That’s just a sexist idea that was implanted in your brain by society. Sorry about that.
Writing Pro Tip #37
Write an entire booklet of random, unrelated words. Cut this booklet into small pieces and shoot it out of an confetti cannon, then reassemble it. We’re not sure if this will help you as writer, per se, but it does sound lots of fun, doesn’t it? (This is how some Holywood scripts are produced, so the method is foolproof.)
Writing Pro Tip #36
Improve your writing with Gold Fish(TM), the snack that smiles back.
Writing Pro Tip #35
You can always tell a Mary Sue by how she excels at everything. Of course, there are also Mary Sues who are terrible at everything, so don’t make those either. Make every character in your story perfectly average at everything. If you must give them a talent, give them only one. The Balance of the Character must never be tipped. Beware the seductive power of the Sue.
Writing Pro Tip #34
Books are stupid. Throw boys at them.
Writing Pro Tip #33
Sunglasses and Liam Neesson make everything cooler. Just throwing that out there.
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We appreciate your enthusiasm, loyal follower. You will be spared during the coming Authorpocalpyse.
Writing Pro Tip #32
Jenkins was so handsome. Jenny couldn’t get over how handsome. She was entranced by him. By his rough skin. By his big eyes. His many, big, bulbous eyes.
Jenkins was a potato.
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OTP Solution #24
Turn your least favorite member of the most popular ship in your work into a cardboard cut-out, then pitch them into the sea and force your audience to watch them slowly become soggy and melt away.
Writing Pro Tip #31
Watch your grammar. It's sneaky. It's fiendish. It's twirling its mustache and laughing at you. Don't let it get away.
Writing Pro Tip #30
A sure sign of a Mary Sue is the character sharing the author's name, even if it is the author's nickname or middle name. If you have realized you grave mistake, do not fear. There is a simple solution: legally change your own name to distinguish yourself from your character. Mary Sue begone.
Writing Pro Tip #29
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