#wrong person?

[disorentedfae]

You fucking DARE disrespect my DARLING CHILD Luigi's Mansion for Nintendo Gamecube???

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW that my vacuum cleaner is like if you took a Poltergust9000 from Luigi's Mansion for Nintendo Gamecube and gave it rippling pecs and shredded biceps. Like you gave it the spookiest meatiest MONSTER PENIS you've EVER SEEN ON A VACUUM CLEANER.

This baby sucks up dirt, dust, AND spaghetti. This puppy gobbles up ghosts, ghouls, and spirits. This bitch DEVOURS you, your weak ass ghost AND YOUR MOTHER WITH IT'S MASSIVE VACUUM PENIS!!!!1#!

And I take care of it very well. I'm very passionate over Luigi's Mansion for Nintendo Gamecube and I take it's upkeep very seriously. It's a well oiled machine of fuck you and suck you.

So next time you threaten me, remember the massive vacuum bag of whoop-ass i hold at my disposal.

I UMMM?!???

[mycatshuman]

Please,,, please I’m begging you just say fuck

Wait, what? 😂 I'm not sure what this is about?

[mitsukiofkonoha]

I love you babe

-Jack

Mod: Normally, I’d delete this. But I don’t even know anyone named Jack. And if it’s the name of a mun...

I have a boyfriend. Get out of my inbox.

[itsukakendo]

The block list you reblogged is just people against bkdk, and the op is super gross, just so you know.

I didn’t rb a block list?

[merkari]

PATRON SAINT OF SUSPICION AND GOOD SHITPOSTS

me? shitpost? what is this slander

[johnnyutahh]

i honestly love the "sorry i was doing things" *comes out all disheveled* "im things" meme because when you put it to coldflash, it goes both ways depending on where they are. Like if theyre in star labs or at the west house etc... len is the one who walks out saying "im things" but if theyre with the LOT crew or in len's hideout, barry's the one who says it. IDK Versatile coldflash memes :P

STUFF AND THINGS. 

[somewherefaroff]

When an old friend messages you and it just floors you.

[kuma-beaaar-blog]

Kinda weird how ppl text you with no context whatsoever and I'm like..uhm wp?