#wrong words

[fieriframes]

[For another hour. And now you're stuck in my head like a love song to climbed to the top of the charts. How the fuck could something be so right and so wrong. All the wrong words but all the right parts.]

[dreamingdearly]

I was snorting laughing while reading these and I think we could all use a pick me up. 😭😂🤣 So if you got a second, I BET these will make you crack at least a little smile. Seriously. I’m a hard sell comedy wise. I couldn’t breathe.

[myblogresemblesmymind]

Things my boyfriend and I have called other things we can't remember the name of

Cupcake seasoning

Floor brush

Vertical parking lot

Life liquid

[afraidtothink]

and hundreds of times a day

in my head

i write a letter to you

sometimes it starts with your name

sometimes you’re just a mysterious figure

or maybe it’s a rambling half way through

but every time I get to writing

the message gets lost in the logistics

the nonsensical transition from one idea to another

the words that don’t quite say what I mean

the constant feeling like I’m introducing this grand idea

the idea that i feel some way about you that can’t be held by words

but never getting to the point

because i can’t

and sometimes i wish i had the devices

to record the things that echo in my mind

so that one day you might understand

the depth of this consuming force

that is my love for you

[w-stote]

When you want to say "Shit, I ship it." But end up saying "ship"...

[writeodome]

Prompt - 1/14/17

Write a piece in which a character says the wrong words to the wrong person.

[shammah8]

[decentatrtskindamaybe]

Just called the conductor a stick wavy guy omfgg